I’ll Beat Those Butt Cheeks Up (That’s The Hook Right Thurr)

being in the spotlight is tough.
especially when you chase fox tail.
you can get any you pretty much want.
what makes it hard is all the mouths around.
the ones who will tell your business because they can.
you don’t give a fuck.

bring the fox in your entourage,
make an excuse,
give him a title,
and people will forget.
duh.

better if he is a singer.
we could be doing a “song” together.

that being said,
i love when rappers and singers date.
some of the biggest collabs in the business have also ended with a solid:
pipe to buttcheek throat special remix.

listen to these stories below.
see if you can figure out who…

RAPPER WOLF 1

i like him.
a lot actually.
i could already tell he was a nympho.
he needed an elevator to kiss me.
but because i am an american superstar,
he just needed to walk on all those stacks to get up to me.
as long as he keeps his body in check,
i will always give him that official late night special.
we use to hang in hollywood,
but someone blew the whistle about us on twitter.
now, we do most of our hanging out in a state that’s rock bottom.

RAPPER WOLF 2

this singer has a fat ol donkey ass.
i always thought he was the wolf, but i was wrong.
once he turned 18, he became fine.
started working out and getting a body.
he started dealing with a me, who he thought was a king.
my documentary makes people see lies within the truth.
i guess the only truth is no one can ever change my west side story.
but with an ass like the singer,
i wanted to fuck him like he was trying to have my baby.
shit, jamari already knows someone who beat that too…

…AND A SINGER/RAPPER HYBRID

well wait, i’m mainly a singer tho.
can i tell my story of who i use to date?
no one else is really a fan of my attitude but him.
this fox decided he wanted to fuck with his own kind.
he wanted a touch that felt familiar.
i had a face off with his ex boyfriend at one point.
the fox just could not let him go.
how he gonna act like that, my dude?
but now that the fox has a bigger entourage,
i’m sure he is in a better position to act up.
i hear with his boss…
thats okay.
i’m in a part time group of 2 other d/l artists.
i’ll write a song about and i’ll be fine.

thanks for this tip my F-BI hybrid.
keep these tips coming….

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

7 thoughts on “I’ll Beat Those Butt Cheeks Up (That’s The Hook Right Thurr)”

  1. I don’t know how but I get bow wow chris brown and Omarion in these stories. I can’t guess who the first rapper is tho….I feel it might be 50 cent

  2. The second story is in Kanye’s voice and he’s talking about John Legend. I can’t figure out the others…

    1. Yea it could be John Legend, but then again we didn’t know who he was when he was 18, but O became fine in his late teens and early 20’s when he started to work out. No one in the industry has a big ol ass but Omarion and John Lengend.

  3. rapper wolf 1 = flo rida…i think

    rapper wolf 2 = could be omarion, but i’m thinking maybe ne-yo…btw i think it’s funny how no one thinks mario gets down

    singer/rapper hybrid = chris brown + tyga + drake

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