Take Me “Home”

so i wanted to see “fast 7” tonight.
it was sold the fuck out everywhere.
i think all of new yawk went to pay their final respects to paul walker.
well i ended up seeing “home” with my favorite home-vixen.
here is a brief synopsis about the movie:

“After a hive-minded alien race called the Boov conquer the Earth, they relocate the planet’s human population — all except for a little girl named Tip (Rihanna), who’s managed to hide from the aliens. When Tip meets a fugitive Boov called Oh (Jim Parsons), there’s mutual distrust. However, Oh is not like his comrades; he craves friendship and fun. As their distrust fades, the pair set out together to find Tip’s mother, but, unbeknown to them, the Gorg — enemies of the Boov — are en route.” (google)

now let me give my thoughts without too much spoilers…

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WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO"

Iggy Azalea Can’t Do Dat, Do Dat, Do Do Dat Dat Dat

oh iggy azalea.
our little princess from bleach.
the gates are open now.
everyone is finding something wrong with you.
so lets go back to 2013.
this is the fateful day she appeared on “sway in the morning”.
sway asked her to “drop a hot 16” as he usually does.
well the entire atmosphere changes shortly after that…
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I CAME... DID YOU? THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

foXXX: Is TI Really The King Of The “South”?

…read between the lines with that title.
well remember that last entry on ti?
well an alleged un-edited shot of his “tip” got the full exposure today.
i’ll let you judge for yourself…
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SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

Tip of the Day: Pay It Forward

what would you do if you had all that money in that bag?
no seriously?
what would you do?
well i want you to imagine you had all that money right now.
i’m serious silly.
imagine what it would feel like if you had all those 100s at your disposal.
doesn’t it feel good?
do you feel like a weight is lifted off your shoulder?
what would you buy?
where would you go?
would you even be in your state right now?
well i want you to keep that feeling.
you never know when you will get blessed.
kinda like what “simple pickup” did for these folks in this video…
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