do i even need to font about what is even going on back there?
like,
do you see it?
i mean,
it’s hard to miss it.

nfl baller wolf,
stefon diggs,
is my new fav person to font about.
why?
well because:

he is a hot azz mess and there is always SOMETHING with him.

he is fine too so that helps too.
so allegedly,
a sex worker on twitter is hinting at riding the stefon penis.
the sex worker is…

bibby bankz.
it was these alleged tweets that got the ball rolling but annoyed me at the same time:

“i will be stepping forward about certain things i’ve felt i had to keep private.”
huh?
i mean,
it seems like he was an alleged active participant with the bragging.
why does he feel the need “to step forward” like he was SA’d or gRAPED?
if that is the alleged story,
then please go ahead,
but it seems like he wasn’t being pressured.
so after he allegedly deleted the tweets,
chris blake allegedly jumped in bibby’s DMs:

in my head,
chris blake is banking on bibby admitting he was allegedly fuckin’ stefon.
that helps build his case on stefon’s alleged sexuality,
and how stefon tried to allegedly drug and fuck him.
bibby decided to chicken out with this IG press release:

i’m so confused with this “privately” word he keeps using.
does he want sympathy for allegedly “privately” getting fucked?
an alleged break up that happened “privately”?
if none of this mess happened,
would he still have “privately” kept it to himself?
if it was so “private”:

why did he feel the need to start making hints for the public?

in my head,
bibby wanted what other attentionistos crave in these kind of situations:

to feel included.

…because from past archives in The Foxhole,
we have seen the real ones that drop the bomb and let the chips fall as they may.
anyhoo,
all screenshots came from this video:

lowkey: i would love to have a conversation with stefon.
he is so interesting to me.

stefon,
hit me DMS and lets chat!