You Better Hadda Bought ROYALTY!!!

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has anyone checked his twitter?
chris brown is going super hard to sell this album,
“royalty”.
adele isn’t letting her foot off the necks of anyone right now.
he damn near using guilt trips on you to buy it.
this is what he allegedly posted on twitter before he hit that delete button

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but this is what he kept:

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i mean…
maybe i’m not in that place of my season for the content on his album,
but it sounded real repetitive when i listened to it.
i’m not fuckin’ randoms right now.
like…
you hear one chris brown song,
you pretty much heard them all at this point.

“i’m better at fuckin you”
“come get high on molly and look at the flashing lights”
“my dick tastes better than any other pineapple you use too”
“did i mention i fuck real good?”
“hello. its me. i miss my ex.”

nothing will beat his “f.a.m.e” album for me.
i just didn’t think he could make sequels and trilogies to it.
i guess he might be stuck in a box now?
bobby brown he has become.
BBplus is it wrong that i feel the blatant exploitation of his cub?
its almost like he is allegedly using her to sell this record,
which contradicts 95% of the songs and content his album.
every other picture and video is this cub,
but in actuality,
this video pretty much represents the album:

yeah.
chris brown needs a break after this “royalty” extravaganza.

lowkey: that hashtag,
“#bringroyaltyhomefortheholidays”,
drives me crazy.
yes…
we’ll be at christmas dinner blastin “fuck you back to sleep” for grandma.
lol.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

15 thoughts on “You Better Hadda Bought ROYALTY!!!

  1. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks he was using his daughter just to sell his stupid album. He thought he was going to be the new Michael Jackson, when in fact he’s the new Bobby Brown #oops Did he have a remix just recently? He’s doing too much and he needs to go away

    1. Not the only one at all! He’s not only using her to sell his album, but his entire image. He thinks he’s being smart. I said this awhile ago when he brought her to a red carpet event, and people were acting like his whole act changed. “aww” they said, “he’s grown up” they said. I just LoL’d.
      If he’s going to use his daughter as the literal poster child for his album, he could at least not make the album about sex, that’s kinda gross and weird to me. You’d think he’d want to keep those lanes separate lol. Y’know make your album cover coherent with your album? There’s an idea Chris *sighs*

  2. I thought I was the only one confused by him naming the album after his daughter when there’s a bunch of sex songs on there lol

    I’m sooo mad at that Marvin Gaye sample. I hope he gave Marvin Gaye’s fam their coins because we know they don’t play lol

    1. ^yeah his promotion attempt came off desperate.
      like…
      bringing that cub on stage and all these random insta-updates.
      between the refrigerator of a mother,
      and now Chris,
      im really going to need 2016 be the privacy of that cub.
      she doesn’t need all this public performing when she doesn’t even know what’s going on.

  3. I’m so over this arrogant, entitled P.O.S (Google it if you don’t know) and his weekly bipolar rants. One week is “fxck yall I’m the best” and the next week he is back to apologizing and “maturing”. Who the hell gets mad at somebody else for not spending their own money?? Newsflash Chris, if you directed, written and created all of that sh*t then I suggest you HIRE a damn team to do your BTS work because that sh*t was WEAK as hell! This is definitely his worst album to date. It’s a shame because his last album “X” was actually decent IMO. It had some good songs (Autumn Leaves, Do Better, New Flame, Don’t Be Gone Too Long etc.) I even liked “Fortune”. But this album is so generic, basic & redundant. Don’t get me wrong though I didn’t buy any of that sh*t, YouTube helped me :*

    And yes he is using that little girl as a pawn by trying to pull the wool over our eyes and he is failing miserably. The only people falling for that sh*t is his dumbfounded fans. He is posting pics of her everywhere but the content in the album that reflects this new part of his life (fatherhood/maturing) is damn near zero to none. You would have thought the album was about her judging by the way he has her plastered everywhere where it’s convenient. “Royalty”. Every song is either some half ass singing with a recycled beat, weak auto-tuned pop songs or faux “rap” songs with your usual generic vulgar seedy BS. You didn’t see Beyonce put Blue Ivy in her last album cover and use it as promo everywhere. Hell, neither did Keyshia Cole. And they both made videos with their children in it. Chris tried it but the public denied it. He’s going off like his albums sell anyway LMAO.

  4. Now this is the Jamari I know and love, all fierce and biting with the reviews and no work drama bringing ya down!

    I am so through with most mainstream pop music….and not just tired “black” music like Brown (Bobby or Chris) but the whole effin industry in general. Sorry, not feeling the Adele manufactured mania. Have none of these modern media mofos in the music press ever heard REAL voices like Ella Fitzgerald, Whitney or Nina Simone? Hell, even for “white girl soul”, Adele ain’t no Annie Lennox or Dusty Springfield. One thing I love about Spotify is the ability to bypass radio and TV to hear artists who would never get mainstream attention and airplay like Brown. Its a damn shame when a brutha got to listen to tired old white hippies like Terry Gross and NPR, as opposed to black urban radio outside of NYC or LA, to hear the diversity of new artists. Oh well, maybe if Brown gets in good with Tim Cook he could force-feed his latest to everyone’s Itune account like U2 did with that last super-shitty album of theirs.

    It’s 2016. Time to let the dead bury the artistically dead. There are seven billion people on the planet, and 6,999,999,999 of them thankfully aren’t Chris Brown (or Adele).

    1. ^finding my way back home rico.

      loved everything you said.
      thank god for streaming because now you can see what a mess the album is before you spend you good money.
      i can honestly say,
      as someone who invested in Chris,
      i wouldn’t spend money on that album.
      try again.

  5. I’m kinda on 50/50 with Chris, I prefer him when he sticks to r&b tracks not the whole pop techno dance beat stuff., but when he does stick to the r&b stuff it’s always about fucking and sounds to similar to the other 3 songs he just put out over the past year.

    I like back to sleep but that’s mainly because of the beat, the lyrics are ok at the end of the day it doesn’t matter because they’re going to have on the radio all day until one of his songs gets stuck in my head and I end up liking it.

    1. Mikey…some of the “pop techno dance beat stuff” was better than the shyt he’s released on his albums! He’s very hit and miss lately. He needs to regroup, get some new producers, and leave that “Imma fuck you” crap behind. It’s not working anymore…and all the R&B artists are doing it. It’s a tired one track pony mentality that’s GOTTA stop. It seems as if these artists are scared to experiment with something different. Instead they’d rather continue releasing the same sounding music over and over.
      Hey, Trey Songz, are you listening?! LOL
      I give Chris credit because he has done different styles/genres quite successfully…but he regresses right back to his comfort zone.

  6. Chris Brown can Kiss My Ass and he can use his alum to make a hard bed for his daughter Rpyalty. It’s a damn disgrace when an artiste begs his so called followers to buy his album. And the idiot is so stupid he has no clue to figure out well maybe the public don’t like the music. Everybody wants to eclipse Adele. Guess what – no way Jpse. Plus it’s 2 different markets anyway. He thinks his ” followers” are really into his music when all they want is some juicy gossip when he is thrown in jail once again. He is a sad bitch’. I am so over this clown.

  7. I cant stand this bastard! I’m sick of hearing his tired strained voice on every damn song that comes thru my radio. This cd like all the other except is very first ones are some cheap trash, rough rubbage. Just flat out crap. I need him to reevaluate his stand in the industry and make a conscious decision to go jump off a cliff. He like his music is DEAD. BYE BRIZZLY BRIGHTSPOT OR WHAT THE HELLO EVERYTHING YOU CALL YOUR SELF. EFFN BEAT IT BUM!!!!!

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