…and i’m talking about a different kind of “beat”.
the good kind that leaves one (maybe 2 depending on the freakiness) body part sore.
so i felt depressed this weekend so i went and picked up a wolf.
i’m social distancing.
when the foxhole cums through with the meat,
i’m always available to feast.
when i see this in a dm:
i know i’m about to get a happy meal.
well cng photography uploaded this to their instagram over the weekend…
don’t they ever learn?
some males don’t realize that “no means no”.
they get so blinded by lust and that massive hard on,
they forget their lives and careers can be taken away in a second.
that would be the alleged story of bench warming pre baller wolf for lsu,
his massive hard on blinded him into some rape charges via “the advocate“…
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what a coinky dink.
when i posted ^this pic on the foxhole ig,
the one on the right got the most love.
i didn’t even know they were pre-baller wolves at the time.
his name is isaiah wharton and he plays for rugters…
…but he wasn’t at the nfl combine this year.
this enty is to wrap up ’19 combine.
the one of the left,
saquan hampton of the same school did…
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so we talked about d.k. metcalf at the nfl combine yesterday.
today is the deliciousness that is montez sweat.
*insert clever joke about tasting his sweat here*
he played for the mississippi state bulldogs and this was him at the combine…
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i think nfl combine weekend should be a national holiday for all foxes.
that’s where we’d get to watch good lookin pre baller wolves,
working out in tight compressing shorts,
and start the plotting of who we’d like to take down.
sounds like a perfect world,
well i’d love to watch ^that pre baller wolf work out all weekend.
his name is d.k. metcalf and he plays college football for ole miss.
he was the talk of the combine tho.
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