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she told him to stop, but he thought rape might have been better (allegedly fonting)

oh,
don’t they ever learn?
some males don’t realize that “no means no”.
they get so blinded by lust and that massive hard on,
they forget their lives and careers can be taken away in a second.
that would be the alleged story of bench warming pre baller wolf for lsu,
tae provens.
his massive hard on blinded him into some rape charges via “the advocate“…
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the foxholers sent me some ’19 nfl combine snacks to share

what a coinky dink.
when i posted ^this pic on the foxhole ig,
the one on the right got the most love.
i didn’t even know they were pre-baller wolves at the time.
his name is isaiah wharton and he plays for rugters

…but he wasn’t at the nfl combine this year.
no,
this enty is to wrap up ’19 combine.
the one of the left,
saquan hampton of the same school did…
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*insert something about “sweat” in regards to montez sweat here*

yummmmmmm.
meeeeeeeeeeee.
so we talked about d.k. metcalf at the nfl combine yesterday.
today is the deliciousness that is montez sweat.
*insert clever joke about tasting his sweat here*
he played for the mississippi state bulldogs and this was him at the combine…
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d.k. metcalf brought breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the nfl combine

i think nfl combine weekend should be a national holiday for all foxes.
that’s where we’d get to watch good lookin pre baller wolves,
working out in tight compressing shorts,
and start the plotting of who we’d like to take down.
sounds like a perfect world,
right?
well i’d love to watch ^that pre baller wolf work out all weekend.
his name is d.k. metcalf and he plays college football for ole miss.
he was the talk of the combine tho.
why?…
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why did marquis brown kill himself?

you’d look at this pic of this handsome pre baller wolf,
marquis brown,
and think he was living the good life.
he was the rb for duquesne university in pittsburgh.
he’s in hawaii,
has portrait mode showing his best side,
and looks like he’s about to go fuck some shit up.
his ( x instagram ) showed he seemed happy too.
as many others do on social media,
that’s all his highlight reel.
who knows what was really going on within.
marquis is dead and everyone is left with a ton of questions.
^that pic was his final post before his death.
he left the caption:


a foxholer sent me the news over the weekend.
this is more from what i gathered from “usa today”

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Saquon Barkley Next Bag Is Gonna Be Sponsored By Pampers

ya know,
if i was a pre-baller wolf,
cubs wouldn’t even be in my equation.
setting up my goals would be the main priority.
that success doesn’t last too long.
if i was a pre baller wolf,
who wasn’t even drafted yet,
i’d be pregnant with another purpose.
THE.
BAG
.
saquon barkley,
who plays football at penn state,
is not like most of us.
his vixen had a huge revelation on her ig…
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