remember this iconic gif of ray j and that tail of his?
ray j use to bring the bakery.
when i think of all the times ray j’s concealed cake has been exposed,
he was always wearing black drawz.
well,
besides this moment:

ray j wanted to school us the importance of wearing black drawz.
It’s to help those who wash our drawz not see our doo-doo streaks…

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the hermes birkin bag.
it is an item of luxury.
i remember hearing about this bag on an episode of “sex and the city“:

a birkin can range from 40k to 500k.
i hear it doesn’t lose value depending on the condition you keep it in.
birkins became the top topic on social media this week because of saweetie.
she said ( x send your wolf back to streets ) if he doesn’t buy you a birkin or pay your bills.
this is her new song with jhene aiko called “back to the streets“:

i shared the same sentiments as kayla nicole jones on her ig via “the shade room”…

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…and i’m talking about a different kind of “beat”.
the good kind that leaves one (maybe 2 depending on the freakiness) body part sore.
so i felt depressed this weekend so i went and picked up a wolf.
well,
not really.
i’m social distancing.
seriously tho,
when the foxhole cums through with the meat,
i’m always available to feast.
when i see this in a dm:

“JAMARI!!!!!”

i know i’m about to get a happy meal.
well cng photography uploaded this to their instagram over the weekend…

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oh,
don’t they ever learn?
some males don’t realize that “no means no”.
they get so blinded by lust and that massive hard on,
they forget their lives and careers can be taken away in a second.
that would be the alleged story of bench warming pre baller wolf for lsu,
tae provens.
his massive hard on blinded him into some rape charges via “the advocate“…
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what a coinky dink.
when i posted ^this pic on the foxhole ig,
the one on the right got the most love.
i didn’t even know they were pre-baller wolves at the time.
his name is isaiah wharton and he plays for rugters…

…but he wasn’t at the nfl combine this year.
no,
this enty is to wrap up ’19 combine.
the one of the left,
saquan hampton of the same school did…
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yummmmmmm.
meeeeeeeeeeee.
so we talked about d.k. metcalf at the nfl combine yesterday.
today is the deliciousness that is montez sweat.
*insert clever joke about tasting his sweat here*
he played for the mississippi state bulldogs and this was him at the combine…
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