RAY J WANTS YA’LL TO WEAR BLACK DRAWS TO HIDE THE DOO-DOO

remember this iconic gif of ray j and that tail of his?
ray j use to bring the bakery.
when i think of all the times ray j’s concealed cake has been exposed,
he was always wearing black drawz.
well,
besides this moment:

ray j wanted to school us the importance of wearing black drawz.
It’s to help those who wash our drawz not see our doo-doo streaks

um…

what grown-ass male is still having someone do their laundry?
i bet it’s these low self-esteemed vixens playing housewives.
that is the epitome of lazy to me especially if you own a washer and dryer.

now white underwear is a different kind of beast and reveals all.
it’s like a crystal ball on your ass.
we have discussed this subject in nausea about keeping a clean hole,
especially if you want someone to eat your groceries.
thats just plain ol’ mean if you let someone eat your filthy male snatch.
i dun fonted ya’ll…

Don’t stop wiping until the highlighter has no more ink.

 

if it still has ink after 50 something wipes,
it’s time for you to hop in the shower.
if you are taking shits at work or school,
even out in public somewhere,
ima needs you to wipe and flush until you see nothing or a tiny bit of ink.

Don’t even THINK this is just the straights dealing with this issue.

some gays can be nasty af.
hell,
people can be nasty af but this conversation is about male cheeky habits.

When I use to work the front desk at recent and past jobs,
I’d always have more complaints about the women’s bathroom.
Blood and shit everywhere or overflown toilets filled with pads.
The women’s bathroom was always a disaster compared to a backed-up toilet in the men.

unless you had an accident,
there is no reason anyone should be walking around with doo-doo-stained undies.

lowkey: some people have no pride.
some of us are overly concerned about how we carry ourselves.
we can thank our perfectionist parents.

others weren’t trained to be that way.
they literally were raised to be raggamuffins.

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