you ever think to yourself:
“If this person was single,
I can only imagine how disrespectful their DMS probably would be?”
for someone like jason momoa,
who debuted all this as aquaman:
you’d imagine that his wife,
wasn’t letting him go.
his now ex-wife,
and he has decided to call it quits in their 16 years of being together…
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don’t even sleep cause lisa bonet dms is probably poppin’ right now too.
i’m glad it’s amicable and not messy.
they were a very sexy couple and both seem like a good time.
i won’t lie to you tho,
his hyperactive ass looks like he’d wear on you after a while.
he is the type that will teach you how to throw an ax,
chug 20 beers at one time,
wrestle a bear to impress you,
and smash in a barn on his farm…
…and then you’d happily head home until the next adventure.
i heard rumblings about his alleged cheating and money issues,
but all marriages have their issues.
nothing is perfect and we’d like to think folks will work it out.
from folks irl and these “been together for years” celebrity marriages ending,
i guess it shows even marriage won’t last either.
i use to look at couples like lisa and jason and envy their long-lasting relationships,
complete with all the lovey-dovey shit,
but i’m often skeptical of the circus people like to perform when they’re unhappy.
there is a single jason momoa roaming these forests now.
who’s next to ride that post-divorce wave?