Tag: jason momoa
i didn’t know aquaman ate fish (there is a joke here somewhere)

i thought aquaman didn’t eat fish.
i thought they were his friends.
like,
isn’t his job isn’t to protect his aquatic friends in the oceans?
which makes me wonder what does aquaman even eat?
clearly,
i have questions after i saw these pictures…
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GRAB YOUR SURFBOART CAUSE AQUAMAN (JASON MOMOA) IS SINGLE

you ever think to yourself:
“If this person was single,
I can only imagine how disrespectful their DMS probably would be?”
for someone like jason momoa,
who debuted all this as aquaman:

you’d imagine that his wife,
lisa bonet,
wasn’t letting him go.
his now ex-wife,
lisa bonet,
and he has decided to call it quits in their 16 years of being together…
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the “aquaman” trailer left me all wet (in a good way?)

i love the way his chest sits.
that turns me on instantly.
so i’m a marvel fox.
i love the whole presentation of a marvel movie.
the last dc movies,
sans “wonder woman”,
have been absolute trash in my opinion.
well i just watched the trailer to the new “aquaman”,
starring jason momoa,
and well…
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