how you get em is how you lose em.
khloe kardashain thought she snagged a prize.
even i thought tristan thompson was legit.
i’ve seen him in person.
he is handsome af,
shaped like a straight vixen with those hips and tail.
well all these receipts came out the closet today with him.
this is “so” not gonna be good for khloe’s pregnancy…
cc: the daily mail
cc: the shade room
i bet his ex jordy,
the one he for khloe while pregnant:
…is somewhere doing my favorite face:
why the vixen he cheated with looks like a jordy clone???????
i cannot believe tristan was out in new yawk being so messy tho.
we leave celebs alone out here,
but we’ll have our phones out in a second.
that right there shows he is the “stupid messy”.
not even lowkey like his other teammates.
folks need to realize karma is so real.
they think they can do wrong and it’ll pass.
it always comes back to sit you the fuck down.
no one won besides the random vixen who just got her insta-15.
she got to ride some baller pipe on nice sheets,
probably finagled him out a few coins,
and will send that “headache” back to it’s owner.
sounds like the “jamari fox” way to me!
i’ll allow it.
lowkey: i bet “cruella de jenner” is already drafting up next season’s storyline:
“the hurt and wounded big one”