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khloe kardashian loves the photo shopped skin she’s in!

body dysmorphic disorder.
it’s when you see every little flaw and think that’s what people see.
it’s why the attentionistos work out so hard and still think they’re fat.
social media doesn’t help because we are bombarded with “perfect” images all day.
everyone glows,
takes the best selfie,
and is living this luxurious life.
so we try to tweak,
filter,
and face tune so we can join the ranks of “ig baddie”.
i’ve learned that 95% of people on social media suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.
khloe kardashian strikes me a perfect example.
foxhole,
who is this?…
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It’s Stormi In The North of Chicago, But A True Saint Keeps The Dream Alive

i love how ^that doesn’t look like her.
anyhoo,
after all the drama,
a healthy girl cub was brought into the world.
khloe kardashian named her “true thompson”.
it doesn’t sound as crazy as “stormi” and “chicago”.
i sense shade,
irony,
and a ton of jokes with the name of that newborn.
“true” actually has a meaning and didn’t come out of her ass.
this is how she came up with the name…
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This Might Just Send Khloe Kardashian Into An Early Labor

how you get em is how you lose em.
khloe kardashain thought she snagged a prize.
even i thought tristan thompson was legit.
sidebar: i’ve seen him in person.
he is handsome af,
shaped like a straight vixen with those hips and tail.

well all these receipts came out the closet today with him.
this is “so” not gonna be good for khloe’s pregnancy…
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“The Big One” Is Allegedly With Little One

so it’s gonna be a lot of baby showers in the kardashian household.
“the big one” aka khloe kardashian is allegedly with cub.
yes.
after years of trying,
with various wolves she has dated,
this baller wolf is the lucky winner to be stuck with that family.
this is what tmz had to say…
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Jayceon Taylor Loves To Kiss and Tell While Sober

screen-shot-2016-09-20-at-11-19-42-am…so i thought jayceon taylor aka the game didn’t snitch?
why is he doing all this talking now?
jayceon also wanted to also break the net today.
so he has a song called “sauce” where he said in a verse:

“i used to f*** bitches that usher raymond passed off/
Then I f***ed three kardashians,
hold that thought.”

he went on “the wendy williams show” and she wanted the dirt.
so she played a game with him and this is what he insinuated
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