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It’s Stormi In The North of Chicago, But A True Saint Keeps The Dream Alive

i love how ^that doesn’t look like her.
anyhoo,
after all the drama,
a healthy girl cub was brought into the world.
khloe kardashian named her “true thompson”.
it doesn’t sound as crazy as “stormi” and “chicago”.
i sense shade,
irony,
and a ton of jokes with the name of that newborn.
“true” actually has a meaning and didn’t come out of her ass.
this is how she came up with the name…
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This Might Just Send Khloe Kardashian Into An Early Labor

how you get em is how you lose em.
khloe kardashain thought she snagged a prize.
even i thought tristan thompson was legit.
sidebar: i’ve seen him in person.
he is handsome af,
shaped like a straight vixen with those hips and tail.

well all these receipts came out the closet today with him.
this is “so” not gonna be good for khloe’s pregnancy…
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“The Big One” Is Allegedly With Little One

so it’s gonna be a lot of baby showers in the kardashian household.
“the big one” aka khloe kardashian is allegedly with cub.
yes.
after years of trying,
with various wolves she has dated,
this baller wolf is the lucky winner to be stuck with that family.
this is what tmz had to say…
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Jayceon Taylor Loves To Kiss and Tell While Sober

screen-shot-2016-09-20-at-11-19-42-am…so i thought jayceon taylor aka the game didn’t snitch?
why is he doing all this talking now?
jayceon also wanted to also break the net today.
so he has a song called “sauce” where he said in a verse:

“i used to f*** bitches that usher raymond passed off/
Then I f***ed three kardashians,
hold that thought.”

he went on “the wendy williams show” and she wanted the dirt.
so she played a game with him and this is what he insinuated
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I Guess Black Folks Look Too Much Alike?

OKWOWTS

i don’t know what’s worse:

trey songz making this thing with khloe kardashian happen
trey songz looking a lot like t.i. in that picture

…the best part?
they haven’t changed the photo YET!
( x see HERE )
nooooooooooooooo respect.
you see what happens tremaine?
you start hanging with a kardashian and they start forgetting about you.
smh.

lowkey: they say black folks look alike,
but i find whites look alike to me.
i legit confused these two snow bunnies at work the other day.
oops.

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Khloe Kardashian Had My Ultimate Fantasy Singing Wolf?

Screen Shot 2016-06-28 at 8.03.42 PMshe always looks so good in her ig glamour shots.
so khloe kardashian celebrated her birthday last night.
she invited the fam and a few of her favorite friends to dave and busters.
well look who she was allegedly leaving the party with…
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