The Pope and His ArchBishop: 2013 Bonnie and Clyde?


how many people knew this?
i am in complete shock.
then again i shouldn’t be because:
priest + gay = duh.

Pope Benedict XVI's Personal Butler Arrestedallegedly the snow something on his left is the pope’s boyfriend.
who would have known?
i never kept up with them anyway,
but this is what everyone is talking about….

When the Pope officially drops the mic and resigns today, he will give up a lot of things: His snazzy red shoes. His shiny gold ring. His swanky apartment in the papal palace.

One thing the Pope will not give up, though, is his alleged secret boyfriend: personal secretary Archbishop Georg Gänswein.

Gänswein, 56, is a German chaplain, dubbed “Gorgeous Georg” by the press on account of his movie star good looks and his “E”-less first name. He inspired Versace’s “Clergyman Collection”in 2007. He was featured on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair this past January. He’s been the pope’s private secretary since 2005, and the two have breakfast, lunch, dinner, and naptime (and in between times) together every day.

Asked once if he ever feels nervous hanging out with the Catholic Church’s most important living figure, Gänswein replied that he and the Pope have, over the years, developed a sense of “familiarity.” He then conceded, “There are always some situations, however, when the heart beats a little stronger than usual.”

They’ll continue living together after Pope Benedict retires, too: first in the pope’s summer residence; later in a converted monastery located in the Vatican Gardens. In a twist some have found odd, Gänswein will keep his position as head of the new pope’s household. Who will he have breakfast with? Where will naptime occur? Do you even want to be my roommate? I feel like I never see you anymore. Oh, the fights they’ll have.

While theories regarding an alleged love affair between the pope and his secretary have been floating around for years, no one has produced any evidence that such a relationship, if it exists, ever became physical.


i just…
i have no words,
but if true,

lowkey: who is the snow wolf?
i had to ask!
i would imagine the pope.
if he even gets banged out too hard,
he may break a hip.
is this why he is resigning?
he got caught up in the rapture?

Author: jamari fox

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4 thoughts on “The Pope and His ArchBishop: 2013 Bonnie and Clyde?”

  1. LMFAO, I think the Bishop is more the Pope’s ‘carer/nurse’ than boyfriend. Who else is gonna change his incontinence pants??????? Oh and he may be leaving his comfortable apartment, but he is swapping it for an even more luxurious villa just outside Rome, filled with art treasures.

    I’m sure when the Bishop puts the Pope to bed at 1830hrs with a change of diaper and a few drugs, he will be throwing some fantastic parties for all the handsome men around town!!!!!!! Who knows there may be a few baller wolfs on their knees saying a few ‘Hail Mary’s’!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Whaaaatttt- Well damn, its only a few post that have left me speechless and this is one of them. It aint no way that its any thing Holy about this man other than his name, this whole thing is messier than cleaning a 50lb bucket of chitlins at Thanksgiving. Why does your secretary needs to continue to live with you if you are retired, its surely going to be some good books that are going to come out about this Pope and all the scandal surrounding his tenure. Pope John Paul would never!

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