Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

deep fried pussy: a cooking tutorial from azealia banks

*the following entry is rated demonic.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i had to have my assistant sage the foxhole for the following story.
so uh foxhole,
i was sent this story from the pretty vixen and a foxholer at the same time this morning.
i was left speechless.
i am still speechless.
azealia banks decided to dig up her dead cat to cook it.
yes,
you read correctly and i come with videos/pics

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

zed, from zednray, has come a long way! (look Mum, that rhymed)

it’s #tbt and font about a glo up!
i always appreciate a good glo up out here.
zed,
 1/2 from zednray,
is the glo up king.
a foxholer sent me this and i nearly fell outta bed.
well not ^that picture,
but these of his alleged early days as an up and coming singer…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

i just want someone to rub on my booty and tell me everything will be ok

this week feels like i’m running on empty.
i should be thrilled because my birthday is this weekend,
but i don’t even care.
well,
i do,
but then i don’t.
besides living to see another year

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI BLACK LIVES MATTER X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

i’m not in a good place today (what’s going on?)

foxhole…
after scrolling through my twitter timeline,
looking at friends ig stories in protest,
and seeing all frustration within the black community,
i just laid on my couch for about 20 minutes staring out the window.
things are so horrible right now.
from:

The Rona
All this racism
Black lives being taken
Unemployment at an all time high
The President doing absolutely nothing but just ranting

…and then my own personal life and the issues going on with mi.
it’s like i have no words at this moment about it all.
this is all i could muster up…

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Posted in NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

white folks are about to stay inside since the rona is getting the animals

the white folks are about to flip.
you know they don’t play when it comes to their animals.
i didn’t expect the rona to make a stop at the bronx zoo but…

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tom hanks got the rona (has it become real yet?)

now you know it’s about to be real lit in a few.
when a famous white acting wolf becomes the first celeb to get the rona…

PRESS THE PANIC BUTTON

tom hanks and his wife,
rita,
are now the official famous spokespeople for the rona…

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