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the muscular they are, they harder they fall?

just because you are muscular,
it doesn’t always mean you can fight.
big misconception.
so i posted ^that wolf the other day on the ig foxhole.

 

^his name is b. carter.
he’s a doctor and a john hopkin’s alum.
a foxholer sent me a video of him,
and his alleged boyfriend:
fighting in the streets on sunday.
this is the outcome

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ryan cleary debuts the new role he’s playing (it’s called “taken”?)

oh hey.
ryan cleary.
our favorite bisexual english wolf.
i’ve been wondering who he’s been dating with this new found fame.
well,
foxholers rushed far and wide to show me the following picture.
ryan’s alleged boyfriend has been revealed on his ig and…
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nicki minaj finds love in a hopeless jailbird?

for someone whose cookie is “good form”,
she sure sells it at the local bodega.
so nicki minaj continues to confuse me.
she is a beautiful vixen,
but she dates very questionable wolves.

Can she do better?

it’s a simple question.
well nicki allegedly has a new wolf.
his name is kenneth “zoo” petty.
yes,
it says “zoo”.
he’s rather…

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So Jussie Smollett’s Boyfriend Gets Uncovered?

everyone knows i love me some jussie smollett.
he always gets tremendous amounts of love in my foxhole.
well a f-bi may have uncovered jussie’s rumored boyfriend.
yes.
everyone’s nosy asses was hungry for this.
this is what was sent to me in a foxmail today…
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Don Lemon Debuts His Alleged New Boyfriend for Cuffing Season

i’m not surprised by this revelation at all.
if you are,
i may judge you.
so cnn anchor wolf,
don lemon,
brought his new alleged boyfriend out for a date night.
they were x’d leaving an snl after party in new yawk and well…
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Love… Shouldn’t Have Killed Me Last Night

dead21n-3-weblove.
it can make you do crazy things.
it can make you a complete idiot or have you kill someone.
well some of us would kill for a wolf like ^that.
that jackal in wolf’s fur,
who goes by marcus bellamy,
killed his boyfriend out of “love”.
so much so,
he posted his lovely confession to the murder on his facebook.
wait til you read this story via the f-bis and ny daily news
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