cirque du so- they broke up cause their relationship was obviously terrible

confessional: i love when people’s relationships are a circus.
it starts off doing the absolute most and ends in chaos.
get the popcorn and enjoy the show.

Sidebar: I love it when they ask for privacy when the circus comes to an end.
Suddenly,
pics and videos start coming down and they want to be pretend it didn’t happen.
NOPE.
They give us backstage passes that we won’t forget.

who didn’t see ^this coming with these two?
jodie did all the heavy lifting with pacey from dawson’s creek.
pacey looks like he doesn’t want to be tamed anytime soon.
pacey looks like he loves giving out samples of that penis too.
( x read about it here )
after another break up for social media to see,
i’m gonna ask ya’ll a serious question.
one that i want you to really think about.

Are ya’ll really shocked by these recent string of break ups/divorces?

…cause i’m not.
here is the thing…

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there is nothing (james) bland about this update

i like his nose.
you know i have a thing for noses on a male.
james bland,
the brilliance behind one of my fav shows ( x giants ),
has made a ton of moves since then.
( x his imbd ) is legit poppin’ off.
i was scrolling my twitter timeline and saw that nose on my feed.
at first,
i was lustfully drawn to what i saw.
it was attached to something that could give us hope

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we gon’ cry together after i cuss you tf out (and then i want you to F me HARD)

^my fav toxic relationship.
when i use to cut up with these negros out here,

i can admit that i was a real crazy fox.
my toxic behavior was flippin’ tf out and hanging up phones.
you made me vex in the slightest,
i was going tf off.
they loved that shit too.
when i first heard the song,
“we cry together” by kendrick lamar,
i was like…

“This represents a lot of relationships atm…
frfr.”

that song def represents how some of ya’ll date to the t.
i wondered what the video would look like and well…

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naasir johnson wanted to tell the world about his dl boo and got killed for it?

there are some males that will fall for you,
give you the most passionate slow strokes and tongue kissing,
may/will lure you into a relationship,
but will lose their shit when you want to tell the world about it.
those types will still see themselves as “straight” even tho…

Even tho they’ve been knee-deep in your foxhole.
(or you in their fox holes)

some males want to have the same sex experience but privately.
naasir johnson may have thought found the one.
kylen pratt allegedly took naasir’s life so people wouldn’t know it was him.
per the advocate
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ZAYA WADE IS OFF THE MARKET AND HER PARENTS APPROVE!

it didn’t take long for dwyane wade’s daughter,
zaya wade,
to get scooped up.
i mean,
it’s easy when you are the child of a famous nba baller wolf.
the wades took a picture for easter and zaya introduced us to the new boo
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i fell in love with my shooter and now he shoots in me every night?

in some cases,
some rape victims can fall in love with their rapists.
in some cases,
some people fall in lust with dangerous hyenas who commit crimes.
that is a lot of unpacking to do with the help of therapy tbh.
you’ll be surprised by the amount of damage we are carrying from youth.
an f-bi sent me the following tweet and asked me:

Would you?

and well…

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