this is the moment that i said out loud “sit down chance”.
chance the rapper gave us a teachable moment yesterday.
when you want to help a lost one from going to the dark side,
but you should really be minding your damn business,
because now look what “had” happened…
…you got “the orange one” giving you a whole shout out.
after seeing that,
and getting a good teachable dragging,
chance got that apology together to post on twitter:
it’s okay chance.
it is ooookkkkaaaaayyyyy.
you’ll be forever connected to “the orange one” by that tweet,
but we skull dragged tf outta you for putting on that cape.
i bet he won’t be making that mistake in the future again.
he’ll learn to sit down and eat his food next time.
let this be a lesson to all of us tho.
in the famous words of j cole on “no role modelz” (irony?):
“DON’T SAVE HIM!
HE DON’T WANNA BE SAVED!”