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when the bison dragged her like they had beef for years

the horns and the face alone already got me giving it 100 feet.
this is coming from me in my living room.
i don’t know what it is about white folks and wild animals,
but they never learn to leave them alone.
they legit be minding their business and not looking for no trouble.
bisons seem to be having the best year ever with the karens.
this one had to play dead:

but this one ended up getting dragged so hard,
she was without her bottom half by the end of it…

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jamari fox is a fugly, no job keeping, insecure, broke beggin, democratic slut

whew.
to think,
i woke up on this sunday and was looking at sermons.
codys got up and was filled with venom.
we’re clearly in two different worlds.
foxholers always ask me:

Why don’t I ever block people like this from coming to the foxhole?

why?
they have a right to their opinion on me.
i’ll send them to the cage of atonement when they start making no sense.
so lets have a teachable moment on this sunday foxhole!
i believe in turning lemons to lemonade.


lets break down codys comment…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE VIXEN FILES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

um, who really wants males that have 9 to 5? ain’t that right, b simone?

there is an issue when folks get too much fame.
they can become annoying af.
i guess the pretty hood vixens needed a role model so they elevated b simone.
i use to think she was so cute,
but she has started turning me off with her antics.
she recently got dragged for this interview she had with nick cannon.
she said her future wolf can’t have a 9-5:

i rolled my eyes so hard.
this was her response to the dragging

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the zaya wade stans had to drag hill harper for his alleged ‘dumb blonde moment’

i can understand a ‘dumb blond moment‘.
there are times when i have them so i get it.
i try to respect others by calling them by their right pronouns,
but i can have a slip up without malicious intent.
i had to ask myself tho:

“Is Hill Harper having a ‘dumb blonde moment’?”

so it was zaya wade’s birthday yesterday.
SHE got a ig post from HER step mother,
gabrielle union.

hill sent birthday wishes to HER as well,
but he ended up getting dragged in the comments

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dez bryant is happy, tweeting, and colored about his appreciation to “dope white folks”

(kinda not) nfl baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is still a chocolate fantasy.
i love looking at him in this video:

whew.
dez is known for his blunt outspokenness,
but it always ends up with folks coming for him.
he responded to the following on his twitter and it had many in a tizzy…
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tarek ali’s next youtube video will be “how to get dragged by black twitter”

thinking back,
i don’t think i’ve ever fonted anything wild disrespectful on social media.
i’ve been honest about my lustful thoughts about wolves i’ve liked,
but i’m think i’m rather boring compared to others who font with no fucks.
i was just admiring tarek ali‘s skin the other day.
i know him as a make up guru on youtube.
i was saying to myself that even without make up,
he has a “glow from within“.
well just as i was admiring him,
i’m on the way to supreme judgment all thanks to black twitter.
someone pulled his old tweets and well…
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