so i wanted to attend the 2016 mtv video music awards last night.
it was in my city and i knew it would be live.
i didn’t get to go due to plans falling through,
but i did watch in full hd and surround sound glory.
the show was really…
THE B AND RIH SHOW
with a few special guests
rihanna had 4 performances last night.
she did all of her hits:
…and picked up the “video vanguard award”.
i loved the “carri-anna” performance the most out of them all.
the weakest link was the “ratchet-anna” performance.
she tried to hit a note during “needed me” and fell flat.
do i even need to font anything?
nearly whupped blue’s ass on the red carpet,
she did her hits from “lemonade”,
broke mtv’s camera with “hot sauce”,
collected her awards,
and was out.
poor britney spears tho…
…why did they even allow her to follow b?
hell even rihanna?
they were hyping this performance and it was very “high school talent show”.
she wasn’t as stiff,
but it was boring.
the lip syncing was so bad too.
why change mics?
britney is a legend in her own right,
but her days of showing up and showing out are pretty much over.
she needs to just stick to vegas at this point.
…but can we talk about harlem’s own,
can we talk about how she MURDERED that “fade” video?
teyana been making all the right decisions this year.
from that lil’ kim tribute,
putting iman pipe on her snap,
and now this:
— black excellence (@goafgang) August 29, 2016
her bawdy tho>>>>
she just had a cub too.
that is how the ideal vixen,
in my head,
i’m over the centaur butt cheeks.
i bet iman and her fuck like animals.
teyana was getting real annoying with her past antics,
but i’m glad she grabbed a seat to work on her moment.
i’ll allow it.
i might even listen to her album.
- nicki minaj is looking real deformed with her hips and tail
- arianna performance was cute-ish
- alicia keys was wearing “house slave couture”
- ye was rambling about nothing as usual
- cassie and that highlighter hair was a win
- it’s good to see “joanne the scammer” on the come up
- the tick tock diner,
where nick jonas performed,
has good breakfast food
- i’m trying to decide if i think ty dollar $ign is attractive
- the backstage cams was funny
- yeezy was ( x loving all of rihanna )
- taylor swift was in hiding since all her arch enemies was under one roof
- i’m vex i couldn’t goall in all,
it was a good show.
they should always have it in new yawk.
i will say that the “hosts” were annoying.the jay z impersonator gotta go
key and peele gotta go
that new big vixen with the mtv show gotta go
…but mtv definitely stepped it up.
i’d like more of that next year please!