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is chloe bailey giving too much “beyonce” for you? (have mercy)

i like chloe bailey.
i think she is gorgeous,
has a kind spirit,
talented

 

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…and has serious potential in this industry.
is it me or does she kinda resemble that one vixen from tyler perry’s “sistas”?
it could be just me tho.
i think she is much more interesting than normani tbh.
i don’t know what normani’s team is doing but she needs to fire them asap.
chloe is all set to release her debut album in the fall,
but she is coming out with her debut single,
“have mercy” on the 10th.
she dropped a sneak peek of the video and…

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i haven’t seen the hive destroy someone’s booty butt cheeks with their stingers in a while (trick daddy, you’re up!)

is trick daddy drunk?
i always ask if someone is drunk when they do/say something dumb af.
trick daddy is quoted saying on clubhouse via “billboard“:

“Beyoncé f— with her because she see money. Beyoncé ain’t trying to give back to music or nothin’. Beyoncé don’t write music and barely can sing her motherf—in’ self. Beyoncé can’t sang!” he’s heard arguing as Trick continues to validate his claims by saying his godmother is the one who gave the singer-songwriter vocal lessons throughout her decades-spanning career.

so he’s saying his godmother was a terrible teacher.
if she was giving b singing lessons and trick thinks she still can’t sing,
doesn’t that reflect more poorly on his godmother?
even tho it’s his opinion,
he is buggin’.
you know the hive went ballistic and did this…

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the day i met beyonce and all the drama that followed

one day,
in a land up north,
a peasant fox met a beautiful queen on random.
it turned out to be the best,
worst,
and then amazing experience of his life…

i feel like every couple years,
my picture with beyonce resurfaces somewhere.
last time i saw it,
which was like a few years ago,
it was on the wendy’s show where someone was claiming to be me.
“jason in atl” it is NOT.
that pic was taken in new yawk around 2010 or 2011-ish.
i’m gonna trying to font this story as short as possible,
which can’t happen because it contains a ton of moving parts

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beyonce’s ig post about george floyd wasn’t a hit with some of you

when there is a social issue going on,
people’s lives aren’t complete unless beyonce addresses it.
black person dies because of police brutality?
b’s voice is the harp of justice and peace to right every wrong.
so when she used her voice on her ig,
i was shocked to see her getting critiqued by some folks…

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azealia banks uses beyonce to drag normani?

give it up 3 times for normani.

1- she still has our attention

2 – she is booked and busy

3 – she got critiqued by azealia banks

it seems you haven’t “made it” until azealia banks drags you.
this is what azealia alleged wrote under a recent video of normani.
it was from her appearance on the “savagexfenty” show…

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taylor swift has folks out here mad (again?)

so i watched “homecoming” from beyonce and thought it was epic.
like i fonted before,
i really liked how b used the “hbcu” theme with that set.
i like drums in general.

so taylor swift performed at the “billboard music awards” last night.
she performed her new song,
me!” with brandon urie of “panic! at the disco“,
and it had everyone in a tizzy
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