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So I Listened To “Everything Is Love”…

my cousin hybrid said it was “noise with a bass line”.
the foxhole was split down the middle.
some liked it; others gave it a hard pass.
when someone told me it was on spotify today,
but under “the carters”,
i said i’d give it a listen.
i wasn’t with the tidal shits.
so i listened to “everything is love”.
twice.
lunch break and on the way home.
foxhole…
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Everything Is Love

so as you know,
or didn’t,
bey and jay released an album today.
“everything is love”.
i found out as soon as i walked in the door earlier.
the pretty vixen mentioned it during a conversation we were having.
as soon as i got myself on twitter,
i saw a few folks tweeting about it.
personally speaking…

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I’m “On The Run” From These Tourbook Pictures

bey seems like an “okay” vixen to me.
when her husband starts his hair brained schemes,
she responds with “okay” and goes along with it.
sidebar: he needs to cut his hair in that picture above.
 recently,
photos from the “otr 2” tourbook was leaked.
well…
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Aunt Wendy Says You Can Fight Her Crowning Beyonce The Greatest Entertainer, Living or Dead

ya know,
michael jackson was so disrespected while being alive.
it’s sad that even in death,
they are trying to take his legacy away from him too.
how?
beyonce at coachella.
so i heard charlamagne crowned beyonce the greatest performer of all time.
wendy williams was the next one on her show…
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Beyonce Was Crowned “Better Than Michael Jackson” At Coachella

i’m not a new school beyonce fan.
i’ve followed her in destiny’s child and her solo career.
i have bought almost every album,
single,
and have tuned into every performance.
i begged to buy “the writings on the wall”,
which is my favorite dc album.
i still remember getting it from tower records.
it came with the “bills bills bills” remix with sporty theivs.
she might have made me say “sit down b” a few times,
and the hive can be a tad insufferable,
but i’ve been with her since army fatigue and much music.
well last night during her coachella performance
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Which A List Actress Bit Beyonce?

who bit beyonce?
that is the talk of today.
all the hive members at my office didn’t do any work today.
they were sharpening their stingers for their latest victim.
in that same ( x gq interview ),
tiffany haddish told a story of an a list actress who allegedly bit beyonce.
she was even gonna fight them for her.
this is what she had to say
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