not every attractive and tall person is a model.

Yes,
I’m fonting at you Mister “I Take My Shirt Off on IG” or Miss “I Like To Look Cute in Clothes”.
Some of you aren’t models either.
You’re just hot.

i just saw the pictures of julez smith jr,
who is bey’s nephew and solange’s child,
in vogue and…

i didn’t get a chance to see the little mermaid when it was in theaters.
i really wanted to support halle bailey but my money was crazy funny.
the little mermaid was one of my favorite disney movies as a kid.
i didn’t realize how much ariel was a pick-me but ya know…

every time we went to the beach as a kid,
i remember telling my mother how i wanted to be a merman.
i watched it and i had a few thoughts (spoilers)…

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…or in foxhole language,
“11 pm to 3 am entertainment“.
i’m gonna font a controversial statement…

I don’t mind if some males are DL.

*ducks white lawn chairs*
i’m not fonting about those who expel hatred,
all while being full participants between certain hours.
nah,
they beez the whole trash.
let me explain…

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foxhole,
why come i learned the bet awards were coming on last night?
i forgot all about that award show.
i could have watched but didn’t care.
ever since the bet awards went downhill,
and i found out how ratchet and disorganized it is bts,
i have been over it.
so jt and uzi allegedly had beef over ice spice…

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i feel like i’m in a real-life black mirror episode with the titanic sub.
the plot i’d imagine:

“Oceangate submersible, Titan, loses communication with the surface, leaving the crew stranded and cut off from the outside world. Panic ensues both inside the submarine and among the public following the expedition’s progress through live-streamed footage and real-time updates about their impending death on social media.”

i have a few thoughts after deep diving (no pun intended) into this story…

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i get so many goodies while on my days off.
there are times i want to pop on but i’m learning to step away.
on friday,
my box got blown up about byron perkins,
the openly gay pre-baller wolf from hampton.
( x we fonted about him a few times )
on the first day of pride,
he decided to shake the table by debuting who he loves…

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