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so i watched “mortal kombat” on hbo max and well…

i never knew i’d be turned on by metallic biceps.
ay yi yi.
everyone was excited about “mortal kombat” being released.
for many millennials like myself,
we grew up on that video game.
well,
ya’ll did.

I am a Street Fighter guy.

mortal kombat had too many damn buttons to remember shit.
back,
back,
front,
and forth,
while doing coding just to do a fatality.
i’m good.
i don’t know much about the lore,
but i know some of the main characters and well…
(heavy on the spoilers)

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some of us date, do too much, and break up like jlo too (don’t laugh at her!)

when jlo got with a-rod,
i seriously thought that it might work.
a-rod manifested jlo into his life:

 

they seemed really into each other on socials and their kids seem to take to the relationship well.
well,
in typical jlo fashion,
something went wrong and they broke up.
( x see it here )
jlo has the ability to get wolves and a ring out of them,
but somewhere down the line,
it never works out.
i had to wonder

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aunt wendy and what a mess that movie turned out to be

aunt wendy is one person who inspired me to do all that i do.
i remember being young and listening in full fascination to her radio shows.
she made me a fan of celeb gossip and just wanting to be in that world.
at times,
she was very malicious and i wasn’t a fan of that,
but i loved how she handled her career.
after being banished so many times because she offended the wrong person,
she was always able to bounce back.
she is very much a cancer as i am.
so when i heard she had a movie + doc on lifetime,
wendy williams: the movie” and “wendy williams: what a mess“,
i was all on board.
well…

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andre marhold and his big penis have an interview with jason lee

i’m so glad i watched this entire interview with andre marhold.
he plays “wtf is this pineapple doing?” really well,
but we know nothing about him besides jeffree star and a big dick.
  jason lee helped us understand him even more with this interview.
andre linked up with jason for an exclusive interview for “hollywood unlocked” for “fox soul“.
i had a few thoughts after i watched just now…

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i was really concerned about cinderella’s life before she became a bad bitch

this morning,
at around 4am,
i randomly went into the disney vault and started watching cinderella on disney+.
i couldn’t sleep and watching that movie has been on my spirit.
i’ve had this service for over a year,
but the only thing i’ve watched is “black is king” and a few “the simpsons” episodes.
i guess the motivation came from watching  “toy story 4” earlier that day,

side-note: don’t even get me started on how ugly i cried at the end of that movie.
gadzooks.

anyhoo,
i felt like i was watching cinderella for the first time.
as a kid,
i’m sure i’d be excited over those singing rats.
as an adult tho…

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shame you for not liking the “wap” video! (shame *clap* on *clap* you *clap*)

can i ask a question for the foxhole?
this isn’t directed at anyone in particular,
but Lord knows my social media timelines are flooded.
(there is a joke about this entry and flooded somewhere).
last night i had to sign off twitter because it was too much.
as you know,
cardi b came out with “wap” with megan thee stallion.
it’s been getting a ton of mixed reviews.
my thing is this
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