I don’t drink alcohol anymore.
shocking,
right?
it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.
truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.
i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.
don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!
I prefer to eat my weed instead.
tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting…
Apparently,
they’re more interested in making you a regular at the bar than feeding you a good meal.
DC Foxhole,
is this true?
…because if so,
i’m not about that drunk life.
the good news?
keith loved his new yawk restaurant experience.i was confused why he got a pizza at a dominican spot tho.
let’s be real,
we’ve got plenty of food options out here.
no need to drink if you don’t want to.
He’s been going to all the wrong spots in DC. Yes there is alcohol but you don’t have to drink lol. DC unlike many cities is more known for its nightlife than food outside of MUMBO sauce. People forget that DC started the brunch/ Sunday Funday craze before it spread to other cities tryna replicate DC. Also you have to keep in mind, rent is HELLA expensive in DC and drinks/bottomless mimosas keep the lights on. A lot of restaurants double as lounge/party spaces after the food service hours end. Also a lot of places have started a “midnight brunch” to keep the lights on. With that being said you don’t have to drink to eat the food so idk where he’s getting that from.