i saw this picture yesterday:

tumblr_mialsd4l291r0jl37o1_500when i say: ROTFLMAO!
it is so true tho!!!!!!!
foxes you know what that is about!!!
i think this maybe the most TMI topic i have ever spoke about,
but it is 110% real shit we foxes have to deal with….

“damn i want to eat that sandwich in the fridge… but he is coming over to fuck me.
“he taking me to this restaurant tonight… but i know he gonna wanna fuck after.
“ugh my stomach is growling and that left over curry chicken looks so good right now… but he gonna wanna fuck soon.

we all been there.
why lie?
let’s be real for a second.
you taking dick in your butt cheeks.
nuff said.
nothing worst than debuting your new career in the bedroom as the next Picasso on your sheets.
worst, his.

is there any easy way to handle this?
not really.
everyone’s system is different.
some people can eat the entire menu on the last supper and bottom the night away.
(please share your secret…)
others eat one thing and he sticks a finger up there and:

WHOOP! THERE IT IS.

i know for me,
my system was off.
when it came time to get some pipe,
i would always be on the toilet 6 hours earlier fleeting up a storm.
after i was done,
i had to ask why do i even want dick now?
i damn near had all my orgasms in the bathroom.
even afterwards,
i felt like there was more that needed to come out.
i would be so scared wolf would go deep and embarrassment would come flying right out.

i think the problem is that i use to eat a lot of shit…. literally.
eating a lot of pork and fast food use to have me constipated.
feeling heavy AF and i’m a little fox.
i have a fast metabolism so it would burn off fast,
but i would be hungry again.
filling myself with shit all the time and then having to take some pipe?
no bueno.
one of the things i noticed was i was always sick with stomach issues.

BUT…
ever since i started eating healthier,
i’m not backed up as i use to be.
i pretty much use the bathroom everyday.
eating more fruits has helped me tremendously.
i took you guys advice and started cutting out white bread and pasta.
white rice is still a problem though.
i haven’t eaten fast food in months and i can tell the difference.
cooking my own food also helped me.
i added more vegetables to my diet.
so now if i was too call someone for some dick,
or i was to meet some fine wolf and wanted to fuck him that day,
i wouldn’t have to be on the toilet for hours.

i would say if you know you are going to get some pipe,
light meals and snacks is a better idea.
we don’t have the luxury of having a vagina.
their holes are closed off for a couple days in month.
a vixen can have a big dinner and then spontaneously bang the valet driver who parked her car.
not in this world foxes.
we use our holes every day.
it’s just proper hole maintenance to keep the hallway “clear” for him…
feel me?

well unless he likes that sort of thing.
ew.

so know your system and please for the love of god:

IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT,
WORK ON YOUR THROAT SKILLS INSTEAD!!!!

14 Thoughts on “To Shits On The Wolf Or Not To Shits On The Wolf? That Is The Question.

  1. MindBlown on 19 February, 2013 at 11:38 am said:

    This is exactly why I don’t do anal sex too much work just to get laid. It’s like you’re preparing for the Olympics too much. Plus, I eat a lot just b/c I have a fast metabolism I am slim (6′ 1″ at 155 lbs). I can eat something and be hungry 30 minutes later. I would rather just stick to mutual masturbation and blowjobs you get the same outcome.

    • ^am i the only one who gets off to a good dry humpin session?
      i know.
      “wow that sounds like a high school sleep over!”
      but my hole stays in tact and you get the same kind of friction.

      *hides from tomato*

      • MindBlown on 19 February, 2013 at 12:03 pm said:

        Absolutely not done the right way it can be far more intimate, especially when it involves more kissing, more rubbings of the hands on the body, heavy breathing an feeling his breath hit you body can definitely do it for you.

        Also, not trying to sound ignorant just do not have experience with this, but as you get older wouldn’t you just innately become more prone to painting the kids. I guess what I’m trying to say is that eventually you just have to close up shop b/c once you hit 50 (maybe that’s too young) you really have little control over your bowels.

      • ^that is actually a good question.

      • ^well you know some of these people out here can’t hold their bowels by 25.

      • The Man on 19 February, 2013 at 1:13 pm said:

        So the older I get, I will likely have to get a young dude because the men who around my age will not be able to hold their bowels? Aw damn, I have never thought about that. So if I am 55 and I’m with a dude who is 53, it might be a chance he might shit on me. That is a hurt piece for real. Shit, when I get that old I might not be even fucking dudes.

      • Old Head on 19 February, 2013 at 1:32 pm said:

        No, Jamari, you’re not the only one who loves dry humping or frottage. I love it. In fact, I consider the rolling around, caressing, some wrestling can be fun, too, and is a win-win due to the friction on erogenous places, to be the real lovemaking. The oral and intercourse are just components of the repertory and not necessary each and every occurance. If my partner just lies there doing nothing, my dick will go limp. I’m turned on by an aggressive fox, at least one who’s animated. It’s why hybrids and other wolves can be fun. They bring out my heightened aggressiveness.

  2. The Man on 19 February, 2013 at 1:18 pm said:

    If I was a Fox, I probably wouldn’t be able to do it. I eating anything and everything, all the time. This is TMI, but I shit like six days a week lol. My shit comes down like kids sliding down a slide. I would never keep a man.

  3. never crossed my mind, never had anyone shit on me

  4. Old Head on 19 February, 2013 at 1:37 pm said:

    To Mindblown and The Man, I don’t know what older dudes you guys know, but I don’t have any lack of control issues, lol. But, I’m not getting banged out, either.

    • The Man on 19 February, 2013 at 2:12 pm said:

      Right, I was about to say, you ain’t no Fox or Hybrid. Plus, you have to believe that it is hard to control your bowels when you are getting banged out with a 8 or 9 inch pole.

  5. lol. I’m glad I don’t have to experience this or at least not yet. I’m still a virgin. :)
    I eat anything and everything so you would have to give me a 24hr notice. lol. I do believe that it’s very nerve wrecking though…

  6. Old Head on 19 February, 2013 at 2:57 pm said:

    A couple more things, Jamari and everybody else: dispense with that white rice and go with brown rice; it’s much better for you with the nutrients and fiber. Also, if one is eating right, getting all the fiber from fruit, vegetables, whole grains, and drinking plenty of water, one should be having at least a couple of healthy bowel movements a day. One reason we have so much colon cancer in this country is due to the American diet. Colon cancer is almost non-existent in Africa and places in Asia where they don’t consume the amount of meat Americans do. Sadly, black American men have the highest rates of anyone. Yes, white men and other Americans eat meat, too; but, I think our rates are so high because a lot of brothers do not go to the doctor to get regular checkups and many don’t have health insurance. (Thank goodness, Obamacare is going to be a big help here by covering these additional health screenings for free. Problem is I know middle class brothers with
    fabulous health insurance who don’t use it! Guess it’s that crazy macho thing. And, though we’re talking about the colon, the same thing applies to the prostate. Brothers don’t want the doctor sticking that finger up there; so, by the time anything creates a problem, it’s so far gone that we die from prostate cancer more than anybody else. I apologize for going on like this. The funny thing is I happened to be critiquing and editing my intern’s article on colorectal cancer, and I just love us so much I want us to be around and healthy which means more foxes for interaction:).

  7. this is a lot of work, i am not giving up eating for a day for a few minutes of pipe… Surprisingly Ive never ‘painted’ on anyone, and ive had sex after eating lol…

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