i saw this picture yesterday:
when i say: ROTFLMAO!
it is so true tho!!!!!!!
foxes you know what that is about!!!
i think this maybe the most TMI topic i have ever spoke about,
but it is 110% real shit we foxes have to deal with….
“damn i want to eat that sandwich in the fridge… but he is coming over to fuck me.“
“he taking me to this restaurant tonight… but i know he gonna wanna fuck after.“
“ugh my stomach is growling and that left over curry chicken looks so good right now… but he gonna wanna fuck soon.“
we all been there.
let’s be real for a second.
you taking dick in your butt cheeks.
nothing worst than debuting your new career in the bedroom as the next Picasso on your sheets.
is there any easy way to handle this?
everyone’s system is different.
some people can eat the entire menu on the last supper and bottom the night away.
(please share your secret…)
others eat one thing and he sticks a finger up there and:
WHOOP! THERE IT IS.
i know for me,
my system was off.
when it came time to get some pipe,
i would always be on the toilet 6 hours earlier fleeting up a storm.
after i was done,
i had to ask why do i even want dick now?
i damn near had all my orgasms in the bathroom.
i felt like there was more that needed to come out.
i would be so scared wolf would go deep and embarrassment would come flying right out.
i think the problem is that i use to eat a lot of shit…. literally.
eating a lot of pork and fast food use to have me constipated.
feeling heavy AF and i’m a little fox.
i have a fast metabolism so it would burn off fast,
but i would be hungry again.
filling myself with shit all the time and then having to take some pipe?
one of the things i noticed was i was always sick with stomach issues.
ever since i started eating healthier,
i’m not backed up as i use to be.
i pretty much use the bathroom everyday.
eating more fruits has helped me tremendously.
i took you guys advice and started cutting out white bread and pasta.
white rice is still a problem though.
i haven’t eaten fast food in months and i can tell the difference.
cooking my own food also helped me.
i added more vegetables to my diet.
so now if i was too call someone for some dick,
or i was to meet some fine wolf and wanted to fuck him that day,
i wouldn’t have to be on the toilet for hours.
i would say if you know you are going to get some pipe,
light meals and snacks is a better idea.
we don’t have the luxury of having a vagina.
their holes are closed off for a couple days in month.
a vixen can have a big dinner and then spontaneously bang the valet driver who parked her car.
not in this world foxes.
we use our holes every day.
it’s just proper hole maintenance to keep the hallway “clear” for him…
well unless he likes that sort of thing.
so know your system and please for the love of god: