that time i thought i was gonna poop on his penis

many years ago when i was in “hoe phase” lite,
i went home with a wolf i didn’t know i was going home with.

we been sexting and texting the days leading up to that night.
he hit me up and told me he was coming to take me to an event.
it was a gay event or something.
i remember being on the way to drunk because he kept buying me drinks.
after we finished molesting each other on the dance floor,
we went back to his car and made out.
at that moment,
i knew i was getting some pipe but…

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gotta poop? gabrielle union has a toilet for ya!

before,
i couldn’t do a #2 anywhere but my own crib.
i like being comfortable when i have to blow up the joint.
nothing better than taking a shit naked.
makes you feel back to nature and shit.
it wasn’t until i had an emergency and had to use a foreign toilet than my own.
ever since then,
i’ve moved outta my comfort zone.
if you had to take a serious shit and had the opportunity to take it at a celeb’s crib

Would you?

well this is what gabrielle union had to tweet…

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delta is full of doo doo (literally)

the following story is rated “PU”.
it’s also rated “U BETTA SUE”.
this is type of shit that will get someone to fighting.
imagine getting on a plane anddddddddd…
your seat is covered in shit.
not only that,
the flight crew saying you’d be left behind if you didn’t sit in it.
yeah.
well one passenger had to from atlanta to miami.
a foxholer sent me the following and well…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (82)

i believe in taking a dump before you leave the crib.
tmi.
you never know when that familiar tingle of butt destruction will happen.
you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough for that.
when you gotta go; you gotta go.
well this amazon hyena allegedly had the runs while on a run.
i guess she couldn’t hold it anymore because via ny daily news
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To Shits On The Wolf Or Not To Shits On The Wolf? That Is The Question.

i saw this picture yesterday:

tumblr_mialsd4l291r0jl37o1_500when i say: ROTFLMAO!
it is so true tho!!!!!!!
foxes you know what that is about!!!
i think this maybe the most TMI topic i have ever spoke about,
but it is 110% real shit we foxes have to deal with….

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