i couldn’t do a #2 anywhere but my own crib.
i like being comfortable when i have to blow up the joint.
nothing better than taking a shit naked.
makes you feel back to nature and shit.
it wasn’t until i had an emergency and had to use a foreign toilet than my own.
ever since then,
i’ve moved outta my comfort zone.
if you had to take a serious shit and had the opportunity to take it at a celeb’s crib…
well this is what gabrielle union had to tweet…
Trying to be responsible & use UBER & our driver asked to use our bathroom 15-20 min later 🤢 Dude dropped a deuce. Im pleased we clearly have a home & available reading material that screams “Come in, get comfortable and drop the kids off at the pool” Welcome to 2020 folks 💩🤗
— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) January 1, 2020
i mean when you gotta go…
i will font that it was real nice of gabby to let him use their toilet tho.
speaking of pooping,
i have a question for the foxhole:
Would you feel comfortable taking a dump at your man’s spot?
i’ve known vixens to go to the gas station before they do it at their wolf’s crib.
even if they’ve been dating for months,
they just won’t.
i’m UN-decided with my answer.
that question reminds me of the following tweet.
this shit (no pun intended) always takes me out:
I’m dead 💀 pic.twitter.com/phwABbVeoL
— Marc (@MarcKardashian) November 26, 2019
low-key: i had to use the bathroom recently,
but i was at the laundromat.
it was 2 blocks from my spot.
i asked to use their bathroom and as soon as i turned on the light,
it was roaches everywhere.
i left all my things at the laundromat and power walked those 2 blocks.
couldn’t do it.