kelsey nicole decides to break her silence on a podcast rather than in court in 2022?

remember after the rih and chris brown debacle,
chris brown defenders were all like:

“THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CAR!”

i always asked if they were in the trunk and i was met with silence and grimaces.
i love playing devil’s advocate with these hoes.
the next week or month after the incident,
he throws a chair through a window at gma and i’m met with:

“They were picking on him and they made him angry asking him questions!”

i concluded there are a lot of simple bitches out here.
so i saw today that in megan and tory debacle,
kelsey nicole who was the best friend of megan and full blown attentionista,

is going to “speak” on some podcast:

not this dateline exclusive podcast.
and i think many of us are collectively here to let kelsey know

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he kissed a guy, liked it, but decided to date/marry a woman (and he will probably never admit it)

in ’23,
are people still shocked that some males have same-sex experiences?
it could be a kiss,
some cute oral,
or full-blown wacky sex in the bush.
i feel that in the 90s and early 00s,
that would be shocking.
as we headed into the 10s and 20s

Nothing as far as sexuality is shocking anymore.

i’m so desensitized to males and same-sex experiences.
the same republicans who condone anything gay

…allow me to enjoy their outings in the comfort of my home.
i need people,
especially vixens,
to understand something…

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how to jerk and suck at the same time (literally at the same time)

giving great head is a skill we have to practice on.
giving head is not a dainty job.
you gotta get nasty and be covered in your own slobber by the end of it.


you literally gotta attack the peen with your mouth,
 jerkin’ at the right time,
jerkin’ and suckin’,
while showing no mercy to his sanity.
this attentionista showed us her suck and jerk combo for her onlyfans…

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she hates your gay ass because you’re hanging out with her straight man

…and folk wonder why there is so much homophobia in the world.
everyone is obsessed with who is “gay” or “bi” out here.
i’m only interested if he’s cute and i can shoot my shot.
i be like madonna out here when a new wolf pops up on the scene.


ever so often tho you’ll meet a really cool ass straight wolf.
legit 110% straight.
as much as you think he is cute/fine/sexy/”halp”,
he is straight af.
within his straightness,
he has no issues being cool with whoever.
his girlfriend tho…

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the beautiful ones don’t see themselves, every time

there is a beautiful black vixen at my job.

statuesque
melanin magic
clear skin

it was her birthday today and i sat in for the festivities.
i don’t know her that well,
but i’m pretty familiar with her.
when i first saw her,
i thought she was stunning.
as i listened to all of the lives she touched in that room,
one common theme stood out…

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