alright alright allrigggghhhhhhhhtttttt.
well wait beyonce where was all this gusto in that elevator?
i had to ask.
that was pretty dope tho.
people lowkey had me looking at them like they were stupid tho:
“omg is this a movie?!?!?!!?”
“eek! eek! eek! when is this coming out?!?!”
“what does coming never mean?!?!?”
was i the only one who got that it was a promo for the tour?
i guess i was the only one paying attention to the jay/bey chronicles.
it is my career alas.
maybe they might put out the whole thing as a music video or something.
where was solange tho?
is she the getaway driver or queen pin they didn’t show?
i kinda feel like she lives up to the “bonnie” theme.
maybe she is the opening act?
this still ain’t “running” to ny?