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so they released the “mortal kombat” trailer and well…

i was a heavy “street fighter” cub growing up.
i’d literally have competitions with friends and “friends of friends“.
chun li or cammy for the win.
when it was “marvel vs capcom 2″,
forget it.
my team:

Rogue
Ryu/Iron Man
Juggernaut

i was never into “mortal kombat” because i didn’t understand the control dynamics.
i did love watching people play it tho,
especially dudes.

sidenotes: i love watching males who are into me play video games.
this one wolf use to love playing gta in front of me.
i think it made his dick hard showing off all his cars and progress.

ever so often when i’m bored,
i’ll go watch fatality videos from each mortal kombat game.

 

the final boss in 11 tho:

that makes my skin crawl.
like,
how do they come up with this shit?

so they had a street fighter movie,
which was wack af,
and now they’re giving us one for moral kombat.
they released the trailer today and foxhole…

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the “sex” in “sex and the city” won’t be in the reboot

sex and the city” was a cultural phenomenon.
vixens and gay males loved tf outta that show.
that show had white vixens from wisconsin moving to new yawk,
living in shoeboxes,
just to wear labels and fuck randoms they met in clubs.
i feel like that’s where all the gentrification came from too.
even some black vixens moved here to live their “sex and the city” experience.
hell,
the show inspired me to font about my love and sex life like carrie bradshaw in her iconic columns.

“I had to wonder…”

at the time,
there wasn’t a show where it showed new yawk in the light in which it did.
it showed this city in a glamourous way,
all while highlighting the drama of sex and trying to find a “mr. big” in this big city.
when i watch now,
carrie and mr. big was toxic af.
samantha jones,
who was my favorite,
is the “sex” in “sex and the city”.
 sarah jessica parker,
who played the iconic character of “carrie bradshaw”,
surprised us with the trailer for the reboot on “hbo max” but…

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lamont johnson pulls the big cheeks out for his latest (sexual?) endeavor

i haven’t seen attentionisto,
lamont johnson,
in a while.

ever since he stopped smashin‘ on his onlyfans,
and was stingy with the meats and cakes,
i kinda lost interest.
well it seems like he is on the comeback!
he was in a new trailer with…
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are you hear for “a quiet place 2”?

a quiet place” is the type of horror movie i like.
it starred emily blunt and john krasinski.
i’m all about twists,
turns,
good deaths,
and “edge of my seat” thrills.

sidebar: i enjoyed “hush” on netflix…

i watched it late at night too,
damn near screaming because i was so scared.
if the foxhole knows of any other movies like this,
please let me know!

well because the first “a quiet place” did so well,
hollywood thinks we need a sequel.
well hello trailer to “a quiet place 2“…

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i just watched the “wonder woman 1984” trailer and…

i enjoyed “wonder woman” tremendously.
in my opinion,
it was the best dc movie out of the new ones.
the sequel,
wonder woman 1984” is coming out next year.
they released the trailer today and well…
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a little cyber bullying and outcry can change a whole movie (sonic)

you remember ^this disaster?
that was the first effort for the “sonic the hedgehog” movie.

many of us flipped our entire shit.
i don’t know who that is,
but that ain’t our sonic.
well after some much needed cyber bullying,
they got their shit together and released this nee trailer today…

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