michael b jordan, jonathan majors, bawdee, and the trailer for creed 3 (any questions?)

foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.

I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.

*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3

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my childhood weeps at this new winnie the pooh movie

one of my favorite characters in winnie the pooh’s universe is eeyore.
i felt so seen as a kid with that depressed donkey.

tigger,
who was the lit friend,
always felt too “on” for me.
he is the type that would have the best weed and would be down to fight.
as an adult,
i really fuck with the friendship and loyalty winnie and piglet both have.
these days instead of having an adventure in the 100 acre wood,
those two are now villainous murderers out for revenge…

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the black panther: wakanda forever trailer was released and…

when black panther came out in 2018,
they said the sequel would come out in 2022.
i was like DAMN THATS A LONG ASS TIME

…well,
here we are.

it’s 2022 and the sequel to black panther is coming out.
black panther: wakanda forever.
we lost chadwick boseman,
who starred as black panther,
back in 2020.
the talk was why would they make this without him?
who is gonna be the next black panther?
how is this even gonna go?
they released the trailer tonight and…

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can we trust the folks behind house of the dragon? (you see how they did us with game of thrones)

i can name about 7 people who pressured me to watch game of thrones.
i didn’t “do”  medieval shit because i always thought it was boring.
i ended up watching every season to catch up before the last season.
i had 7 seasons to swallow whole.
welp!

Game of Thrones took over my life.

…and then they ended up ruining my life with that last season.
from the iconic ( x starbucks cup ) to the terrible pacing/writing,
we don’t acknowledge that shit show.

the prequel,
house of the dragon,
is coming out next month.
this one revolves around the targaryens,
which are daenary’s ancestors.
  judging from this trailer

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you might need to figure out what your “american dream” looks like :/

the american dream.
i’ve been taught that it’s coming from nothing to something.
it was a term that immigrants coming to this country strive for.
that could be the legal or illegal route of collecting your W.
now that social media forces us to show our highlight reels,
everyone is trying to prove their worth on this public stage.
the american dream does look different for many people.
folks with no talent are applauded more than those who work hard.
a poor lost soul can buy a 6 million crib off earnings from onlyfans.
i was watching a new trailer for jlo yesterday called “halftime“:

one would say she has accomplished a version of the american dream…

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THE UNIVERSE SENT ME A MESSAGE THROUGH LAURA DERN

guys…
The Universe loves me!
the other day,
i was watching laura dern videos from big little lies on hbo.
she played my favorite karens named renata klein on that show.

i randomly asked myself if she would ever do another jurassic park.
this happened today with the new trailer for “jurassic world dominion“…

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