you might need to figure out what your “american dream” looks like :/

the american dream.
i’ve been taught that it’s coming from nothing to something.
it was a term that immigrants coming to this country strive for.
that could be the legal or illegal route of collecting your W.
now that social media forces us to show our highlight reels,
everyone is trying to prove their worth on this public stage.
the american dream does look different for many people.
folks with no talent are applauded more than those who work hard.
a poor lost soul can buy a 6 million crib off earnings from onlyfans.
i was watching a new trailer for jlo yesterday called “halftime“:

one would say she has accomplished a version of the american dream…

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THE UNIVERSE SENT ME A MESSAGE THROUGH LAURA DERN

guys…
The Universe loves me!
the other day,
i was watching laura dern videos from big little lies on hbo.
she played my favorite karens named renata klein on that show.

i randomly asked myself if she would ever do another jurassic park.
this happened today with the new trailer for “jurassic world dominion“…

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and just like that, ya’ll are gonna watch the sex and the city spinoff (without samantha)

that was a classic episode of sex and the city.
ya’ll remember the episode when the dude broke up with carrie via a post-it note?

 

the nerve,
with his dry-ass asmr sex.
this part was my favorite in the episode tho:

 

Sidebar: I went to club Bed when it was poppin’.
There were actual beds in this club that you had to pay to reserve.
Luckily,
I knew a wolf who knew a wolf so I chilled on his bed.
I did make the mistake of standing on the bed we were on.
Security tackled my ass off that shit and onto the ground.
I wonder if anyone ever smashed on those beds in the club?

anyhoo…
this show really spoke to my young fresh-ass foxy life.
nowadays these dudes ghost you without even sending a text or an ig dm.
so they launched the teaser trailer for the sex and the city spinoff,
…and just like that“…

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who is ready for the “b-boy blues” trailer? (yup, we are)

i’ve been waiting for the trailer for “b-boy blues“,
the book from james earl hardy,
to drop.
oh hey,
thomas mackie…

i’m always excited to watch stuff about black gay love.
we are seeing so much black straight love stories these days,
i’m really happy to see stories about the way we love.
the foxhole hit me up once the trailer was released and…

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the foxhole doesn’t know how much i love the movie scream

depending on what you ask my cousin hybrid,
he will tell you that he hates the movie,
scream.
why?

I watched it 20,000 times.

scream was the first scary movie i ever watched.
i am scared of michael myers tho.
that opening sequence with drew barrymore was one of the best in hollywood history.
i remember being so scared and trying to figure out the killer.
the thought of a killer terrorizing someone by phone was so interesting to me.
i’m so obsessed with that i bought the trilogy box set on dvd.
what is a dvd even mean these days?
when they announced they were released scream 5,
you already guessed that i was gonna be excited af.


i waited patiently for the trailer and it finally dropped it today

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so i watched the trailer for the final season of “insecure” and…

i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was home alone,
on 2016 thanksgiving
had a chicken in the oven,
and decided to binge “insecure” on hbo.
of course,
i was late after all the social media chatter about it.

BLOWN.
AWAY.

i became a hardcore stan by the end of that final scene in season 1.
you know what scene i’m talmbout.
every time i’m dealing with life shit,
issa rae knows exactly how i’m feeling.
sometimes i think i am like the character “issa”.
unlike my other friends,
it has taken me a minute to get my shit together with my insecurities,
life,
and the fuckbois i tend to fall for.
issa finally dropped the trailer for the final season of “insecure” and…

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