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RUN, CHEETO, RUN!!! (FOR PRESIDENT!)

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i have a feeling…
that if “chester cheeto” trump gets elected president next week…
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Posted in CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND

Kill, Forgive, or Run Away

Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 8.06.05 PMwhat is a fox to do?
no really…
what are we supposed to do?
on one end,
you want to kill the entire situation dead.
on another,
you want to work it out and forgive..
rih and b got us all fucked up.
i guess the answer is…

Do whatever your heart tells you to do.

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…just don’t go murdering fuck-jackals who broke your heart.
that jail thing…
no bueno.

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If Beyonce Can Get Nekkid, Then So Can Amber and Kim

Screen Shot 2016-03-15 at 7.44.13 PMamber rose!
why?
why would you?
ugh.
so ever since amber rose and kim kardashian buried the hatchet,
amber has been doing a lot of “kapin’ for the kardashians”.
as you know,
or don’t,
amber is all about her “slut walk” campaign.
it’s a vixen’s life to sexual freedom and nakedness.
well she had a thought that has been confusing her.
it involved beyonce.
you already know how this ended up.
this is what amber said via uproxxx
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Posted in A COUPLE MINUTES OF AWESOME THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

You Betta “Run”

runthis did cheer me up tho.
so jay and bey dropped an epic trailer to their “on the run” tour last night.
it’s called “run” with a ton of big name guest stars…
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Posted in THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES

Run, Forest, Run.

lovepre-baller wolf in training.
a sight to behold.

 

Posted in HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY! YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Baller Wolf, Joe Lefeged, Packs Steel… and Not In The Good Way?

BANGBANGAGAINwho would have known throwing up gun signs would be a foreshadow?
baller wolf for the colts,
joe lefeged,
got over shadowed by aaron hernandez.
joey just got released after packin the steel and got caught running…

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