king agu is single and don’t even think about dating him this year

i remember when there onlyfans shit dropped.
it was all good bout a week ago.
now…

so king agu has allegedly broken up with his ex(?),
joey,
for what seems like the 40th time.
these two be legit  “back, back, forth and forth“.
king agu posted this on his degenerate burner twitter account:

…and we aren’t shocked or surpised.
i’m gonna font a controversial statement about these two…

This was a glorified fuck buddy situationship that helped them make good money together.

they were two sexually compatible males that took their show to onlyfans.
those two didn’t give me “couple vibes” at all.

I saw two people who loved fuckin’ each other.

they showed us nice destinations where they were suckin and fuckin’ for views.
we didn’t see the “ins and outs” of their relationship.
we didn’t see any dating,
learning each other,
cooking together,
or even watching a movie and being booed up.
we just had a front-row seat to the sex and they got addicted to the clout.
i did learn joey had a hard time taking that dick and agu gives that sloppy.
amirite?
now it hasn’t worked out…

He wants to cut off future relationships because a sexual relationship came to an end?

personally,
he should be glad that came to an end.
those two looked like they had nothing in common besides the obvious.
don’t get me wrong,
they could have had some great times together.
all their alleged breakups and makeups said it was dysfunctional.
not only that…

They were pay per view.

i think they liked the idea of each other,
but i don’t think the idea worked for relations.
just because you and your fuck buddy are compatible in bed,
that doesn’t mean you’ll be compatible in a relationship.
i hope they both can find people who see them for something other than sex toys.

lowkey: i think king agu will be with someone before the year is done.
attentionistos like him never stay single for long.

Author: jamari fox

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16 thoughts on “king agu is single and don’t even think about dating him this year

  1. Don’t date him? It’s gay black pride in atlanta this coming weekend. You know what that means. A swarm of bottoms more aggressive than native atlanta bottoms will be out looking to get done in holes historically deep.

    How on Earth would he miss it? As long as he does a penis exhibition at the place in Duluth so the elite gays can get word out. He won’t have a chance.

    1. If you look at his other social media pages he started in real estate agent business in California he deleted all his gay stuff off of Instagram And following a lot of Christian people on his social media accounts

    2. Did they ever fuck? I just saw them giving each other head and jacking off agu look like this Jamaican I used to talk to very tall and fine but no personality just hustle hustle hustle everyday

      Re: we didn’t see the “ins and outs” of their relationship.
      we didn’t see any dating,
      learning each other,
      cooking together,
      or even watching a movie and being booed up.
      we just had a front-row seat to the sex and they got addicted to the clout.

      ^^ this is what most gays want on social media . Not sustaining relationships just sex clout and vibes for the gram

  2. So I’m confused, when did he come out as gay? On the reality show he was on, he was trying to screw the females. 🧐🥴

    1. He posted a instagram story to his Close Friends list of him kissing Clouse about 2 years ago I think. And then after that everything was lowkey until he started an OnlyFans account where they were straight fucking for real

  3. If you go on his Instagram page and his other Twitter account he is starting on real estate business and he is following a lot of Christian people on his social media pages He probably gonna be a born-again Exgay Christian

  4. Isn’t this guy 40 or something? He acts so childish on the internet with all these back & forth drama. Shit is so unsexy. He’s one of those middle aged people who only date younger dudes because thats where his mindset is still at. I’m 24 & I know Clouse is also in his 20s so..

    Don’t get me wrong, there are mature guys who also date young so I’m not saying all middle aged people who date younger are immature. I’m saying that Agu is clearly one of those petty childish men. The tweets alone are so cringeworthy.

      1. Okay thanks.. I saw somebody say that he was born in the 90s so I assumed he was in his 20s. I forgot that people born in 1990 & 1991 are 30+ now lol.

        Damn we getting old

        Btw do you know what is Joe’s (Clouse) IG?

  5. KING AGU HAS VIDEOS OUT WITH GUYS ON MYVIDSTER, SO I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE’S SO NOT INTO HIS LIFESTYLE THAT’S HE IS GAY‼️🙂

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