Foxes and Wolves,
you know how much I
lust love J. Strokes.
I just love his nice fat mean… cakes.
He puts O-Cakey to shame with all that rump.
But there 2 things wrong with the J. Strokes of today…
Oh how I miss the one from yesterday.
First off, J. Strokes has gotten fat.
The muthafucka is a baby beluga now.
It is like the fat from his ass transferred into his stomach.
Remember when he use to look like this:
WELL LOOK LIKE THAT NO MORE!
He went from:
good “fill out ya clothes” thick
pudgy “get in mah belly” thick…
… and now all around size 45 waist.
I was a little saddened to find out @Strokka on Twitter was not him.
He use to answer my tweets like I was an ol friend.
Pissed I was to find out it was all lies.
Here he is addressing it:
…. but then I came across this:
Apparently this was before the weight gain.
For those who don’t know,
Strokes is a pole dancer in his off season.
Muthafucka is a skrippa.
That dancing did not arouse me in any way.
It looked like someone’s drunk uncle at the family reunion.
Or, some wanna be at the club who takes up the whole dance floor to do music video choreography.
Maybe even, some gay kat in the only straight club.
EITHER WAY, it made me spit out my sammich and shake my head.
I think I’m losing my crush ya’ll!!
Listen to me…
To get back on your Foxes good graces,
put down those Number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9’s at Mickey Dees
and pick up some weights and get to toning down that blubber.
There is a major difference between THICK and FAT.
Look it up.
The J. Strokes I fell in lust love with was a phat caked, yung dicked, pussy slayer.
Please do not ruin my fantasy looking like a black Danny Devito.
Also, no more dying your hair random colors like blonde and honey.
Oh… and the cornrows gotta go.
This can alllllllllllll be worked on.
CJ Wright should be your body inspiration.
Justin Slayer got some mega Buffy The Body cakes and is still toned.
No one wants to see the fat boy laying a bear claw in the pussy.
GET IT FIXED!