they say you have officially made it when:
1 – a celeb gives you a shout out
2 – someone swag snatches you on a sex site
so a foxholer hit me up and asked me if i was in dc last week.
they told me they saw me on jack’d of all places.
so they took a screen shot and sent this to my desk for review.
1 – i haven’t left new yawk in a minute.
ya’ll would know if i did.
2 – i haven’t been on jack’d in a minute.
no would know if i was.
3 – i don’t do… androids.
4 – i don’t do… #hybridlife (see foxtionary)
5 – i haven’t been 25 in a minute.
the height and weight is on par tho.
i wasn’t upset tho.
whoever it is in the picture bawdy looks good.
the arms >>>>
he’s filling out in the tail department too.
no need to be insulted.
they said “i’m awesome” in their description.
it’s the little things that make me happy.
lowkey: does this mean i’m an attentionisto now?