Posted in I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

the tatts were the biggest clue to who jeffree star is riding in this picture

in order to be in the foxhole,
your investigative and meddling skills need to be top tier.
you gotta be able to put together clues,
patterns,
inconsistencies,
social media crumbs,

solve mysteries,
and still be home on time to cook dinner for your (future) manz.


everyone wanted to know who ^that wolf was that jackal,
jeffree star,
was trying to lowkey trying to flex with in that picture.

“I’m getting some black dick so I’m desirable.”

well if they wanted this to be dl then they’re stupid.
his tatts are the main clue in the picture.
today,
i was led to this…
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Posted in STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

he destroyed my male pums and i can’t sit or shit right for a whole 2 weeks

oh hi.
that’s me after my future manz blew my back out.
he was waiting to dig into my tight and juicy brown sugar wonder.
after i told him:

“Slow down baby.
The lovin’ ain’t going nowhere.”

…he proceed to push my head through the mattress and work my hole like a 9 to 5,
with overtime.
sometimes when a wolf been fiending for your good stuff,
he will destroy your hole in the process.
literally.
i’ve been having a lot of thoughts about sex in our male pums.
we have discussed making sure the platter is clean,
but what about the alleged risks that come with it.
i saw the following on “reddit” and i wanted to share it with the foxhole

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

foxhole: a rejection is a redirection (say it again and again)

what i thought was a storm ended up not being one?
there was a point last year that i didn’t want to write anymore.
there was times i’d take 2 or 3 days from updating the foxhole.
i was tired,
stressed out,
depressed,
filled with anxiety,
and falling victim to the mixed signals of other males.
i wanna font about redirection today.
we might go kicking and screaming out of our comfort zones,
but it’s often times a blessing you don’t see yet.
let’s go back to janurary of this year…

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Posted in BULLETIN BOARD GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES

put that thing to you mouth and blow it really hard for me (happy birthday foxhole)

so the mi drama knocked me on my whole ass.
i ended up getting a bad headache on friday night.
yesterday,
even tho the headache left,
but all i did was sleep and binge tv shows.

sidebar: i got into this show on netflix,
dead to me“:

i’m a tiny bit obsessed.

i was supposed to put up streamers,
pull out the fog machine,
blow up the balloons,
and getting a cake for the foxhole…

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Posted in BULLETIN BOARD

check in

#checkin
during these times,
we need to be more together than ever.
thank God for social media at times,
but i gotta put that in moderation.
i think it would have made shit worse without it.
i’m doing a check in with the foxhole tho…

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" X MARKS THE FOX

matthias mckinnon reaches out to the foxhole

so remember matthias mckinnon?
looking like ^that,
how can some of us forget.
he was the talk of the forests because of this tik tok video.
( x see said tik tok video here )
i decided to try something new and reach out to matthias.
i asked him:

matthias…
you got folks dragging you for that tik tok with that white girl.
i just looked at your youtube and it seems you like more women of color.
was that a joke video.

that was friday of last week.
he sent me a response today

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