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*tips to have a clean and juicy foxhole

i want to have a little fox talk in this entry.
so foxhole…

Doesn’t the sex in porn and “onlyfans” always look so easy?

the wolf shows up,
slides in,
and the sex lasts for what seemed like hours.
we forget that there’s often prep work involved beforehand.
as a fox,
you want to make sure your fox tail is fully prepared to munch on.
i was on twitter today and came across this:

and this was one of the answers

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

the outcome when you tell an alleged straight male “no”

oh great.
the alleged “straights” are on gay hook up apps.
why?
to be the best jackals and hyenas they can be.
smh.
one of foxholers reached out with a story to share.
this is the dm he sent me…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

i’m too big

imagine to my surprise that…

I’m too big

yup.
well in all fairness,
we’re too big

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

they won’t like you if you aren’t comfortable with yourself

you know what foxhole?
i was thinking about something today and it blew my mind.

The foxhole is the only place I have ever felt comfortable to be myself

in my life

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

i’ve made it! (foxhole do you hear me?!?)

they say you have officially made it when:

1 – a celeb gives you a shout out
2 – someone swag snatches you on a sex site

well foxhole…
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Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

azealia banks wants to make sure your bussy is on point

so azealia banks has a soap for all your bussy needs.
*shrug*
yeah,

we’re gonna font about it.
you know i loves shenanigans.

so as you know,
or didn’t,
“bussy” is another term for your “foxhole”.
for those who need to be led to the water,
i’m gonna seriously judge you this sunday

azealia has a soap called “bussyboy” that she sells on her site,
cheapyxo.

she posted exactly what “bussyboy” does on her twitter.
she gave a a few examples from a happy customer as well…
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