anytime i see a “sexiest” or “hottest” hollywood meat list from a major publication,
the first thing that marquees in my head:

“Bought and paid for”

it also makes me painfully aware we have limited heart throbs nowadays.
so when harper’s bazaar did their:

“50 Hottest Men of all Time”

i was like what in the forest is going on here…

the list from 1 to 50:

01 — James Dean
02 — Tupac Shakur
03 —Charles Melton
04 — Pedro Pascal
05 — Paul Mescal
06 — Lenny Kravitz
07 — Hayden Christensen
08 — Marlon Brando
09 — Bad Bunny
10 — Harrison Ford
11 — Dev Patel
12 — Aaron Taylor-Johnson
13 — Jason Momoa
14 — Robert Pattinson
15 — Paul Newman
16 — Jacob Elordi
17 — Elvis Presley
18 — Damson Idris
19 — Keanu Reeves
20 — Robert Redford
21 — Jesse Williams
22 — Bill Skarsgård
23 — Rick Yune
24 — Matthew McConaughey
25 — Theo James
26 — Denzel Washington
27 — Heath Ledger
28 — Jake Gyllenhaal
29 — Henry Golding
30 — George Clooney
31 — Shemar Moore
32 — Brad Pitt
33 — Leonardo DiCaprio
34 — Rami Malek
35 — Clint Eastwood
36 — Oscar Isaac
37 — Chris Evans
38 — Idris Elba
39 — Ryan Gosling
40 — Tyson Beckford
41 — Channing Tatum
42 — Michael B. Jordan
43 — David Beckham
44 — Mahershala Ali
45 — Maluma
46 — Henry Cavill
47 — Zayn Malik
48 — Gong Yoo
49 — Chris Hemsworth
50 — A$AP Rocky

um,
what????
this gotta be gen z white vixens who did a group project.
shocked they put pac at 2.
he had beautiful facial features:

i heard he had a dick down to his knees and was also ready to please.
now i will agree aaron taylor johnson off facial and meats alone:

the curve at the top of his tail in “savages” live rent free in my head.

i see why that lady will cut you for even speaking divorce over their situation.
rami malek is over idrls tho?
pedro pascal somewhere above everyone else?
not fonting that he isn’t handsome but lets be frfr.
don’t even get me started on chris evans,
mjb,
brad,
mahershala,
“devil in a blue dress” and “training day” denzel…

zayn,
oscar,
jakey,
maluma,
shemar being so low.
theo james def deserves to be at a 9 over bad bunny.

like,
have we not seen his d&g ad?

where is trevante rhodes?
where is michele morrone?
where is that fine light skin wolf who always was the “the ain’t shit boyfriend” in 90s shows?
like,
what are we doing here?

This list is a joke and I want my money back.

lowkey: i wonder when they’ll start adding influencers to these lists?

list: here