mychal kendricks is what’s hot right now.
as you know,
the philly eagles won the superbowl.
i been so out of it,
but i decided to check in on mychal to see what a winner looks like.
i saw these two videos and…
…he has a seriously fat tail.
do you see the outline of it in that get up?
well mychal is in my forest of new yawk right now.
he was on a helicopter earlier:
if that’s what a winner looks like…
congrats on your big win!
lowkey: if i had a uterus,
he would be getting some “congratulatory” pussy.