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jennifer lopez and shakira do “halftime show”

so i didn’t know what to expect.
jennifer lopez and shakira were doing the superbowl halftime show.
two artists who are completely different in genre.
the only thing about them that’s similar is they’re both latinas.

This could go good or really bad

so i was front and center for last night’s performance and well…

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the first male cheerleaders in the nfl are about to have their moment

everyone should have their moment.
i don’t know what your moment is,
but i hope you’re able to experience it.
the first male cheerleaders in the nfl,
quinton peron and napoleon ninnies,
 their moment is the superbowl over the weekend.
this is what quinton posted on his ig
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Foxhole Fav, Mychal Kendricks, Is A Winner

foxhole,
┬ámychal kendricks is what’s hot right now.
as you know,
the philly eagles won the superbowl.
i been so out of it,
but i decided to check in on mychal to see what a winner looks like.
i saw these two videos and…
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Eat My Horse Shit (At The Philly Riots)

*the following story is gross.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

there is a quote in one of my favorite movies that i love.
it was from “two can play that game” and auntie viv said it.
it was something along the lines of:

“why are you in your own house tearin’ up your own shit?
you should be at his house tearin’ up his shit.
afterwards,
you can leave and go home.”

that’s how i feel about what was going down in philly last night.
i know ya’ll won the superbowl,
but did you have to destroy your own shit?
a foxholer sent me a video that disturbed me to the core.
some hyena was out there legit eating horse shit.
yes.
a whole horse dump buffet in those forests.
this is what i was sent
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Odell Beckham JR Is Having The Time of His Life Pissin’ Ya’ll Off

odell beckham jr is in the hot seat once again.
this time,
ya’ll judging him over that superbowl nfl commercial he had last night.
his co star was his teammate,
eli manning,
and well…
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