clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music

hugo,
an “aspiring singer” but BKA an OF entrepreneur and alleged prostitute:

…pulled the stunt over a reason so dumb,
it’s practically begging for his demise.

he is “ugly as fuck” but you still dated him?
it’s giving “opportunistic hoe bag” than anything else.
this isn’t his first mess tho.
word in the forests font that hugo’s relationship resume reads like a cautionary tale,
with him as the red flag in every story.
for someone trying to be taken seriously as a “musician”,
this was a clout chasing flop of epic proportions.
when your chips are down,
a cheap stunt doesn’t exactly hit the high notes.
the chorus is loud and clear and hugo’s emotions got him nowhere.
the forests are definitely talking.

yikes.
nothing worse than a picky hoe with nothing but face and bawdy to offer.

Khalid is unproblematic,
likable,
and now,
the wronged party.

translation?
the crowd will always rally behind the outed and not the outer.
the moral of the story is:

If you’re going to play the villain,
at least make it a chart-topping hit
.

lowkey: aspiring singers/rappers should never be dealing with other singers/rappers.
always deal with others with the power to put you on.
what was khalid going to do for hugo?

lowkey 2: hugo is now claiming he was hacked…

LOL.



6 thoughts on “clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

  1. And when Hugo ends up in another similar situation no one be surprised. And when he announces a serious “ship” also don’t be surprised. These types always find a sucka and always find another come up.💁🏾‍♂️. I’ll say nothing about the dudes that go for these types…. lol definitely have thoughts on them.

  2. I had no idea Hugo was known for being messy! I never paid to much attention to him other than seeing his pics here and there.

    1. Hugo is always forgetting that he is the villain and not the victim in his own story.
      If you’ve ever tuned into any of his “lives” or “spaces”, you would have caught the mess, this isn’t the first time. It’s just wild that he makes his living providing “goods & services” but ALWAYS runs to socials to air out his grievances when things don’t go his way. The number one rule in his line of work is DISCRETION! and he keep sabotaging himself.

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