clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music

hugo,
an “aspiring singer” but BKA an OF entrepreneur and alleged prostitute:

…pulled the stunt over a reason so dumb,
it’s practically begging for his demise.

he is “ugly as fuck” but you still dated him?
it’s giving “opportunistic hoe bag” than anything else.
this isn’t his first mess tho.
word in the forests font that hugo’s relationship resume reads like a cautionary tale,
with him as the red flag in every story.
for someone trying to be taken seriously as a “musician”,
this was a clout chasing flop of epic proportions.
when your chips are down,
a cheap stunt doesn’t exactly hit the high notes.
the chorus is loud and clear and hugo’s emotions got him nowhere.
the forests are definitely talking.

yikes.
nothing worse than a picky hoe with nothing but face and bawdy to offer.

Khalid is unproblematic,
likable,
and now,
the wronged party.

translation?
the crowd will always rally behind the outed and not the outer.
the moral of the story is:

If you’re going to play the villain,
at least make it a chart-topping hit
.

lowkey: aspiring singers/rappers should never be dealing with other singers/rappers.
always deal with others with the power to put you on.
what was khalid going to do for hugo?

lowkey 2: hugo is now claiming he was hacked…

LOL.



1 thought on “clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

  1. I had no idea Hugo was known for being messy! I never paid to much attention to him other than seeing his pics here and there.

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