Tag: hugo d almonte
khalid has no sex appeal according to…

i had a dream the other night about khalid.
no,
it wasn’t that kind of dream.

it was a dream where we were talking about this new era of his.
i told him something along the lines that:
he should leaned into his sad boy era,
talking personally about the break up with that OF singing hooker.
more fall mid tempo/slow vibes of betrayal,
fake love,
and overcoming heartbreak.
then slowly start leaning into “britney/i’m a slave for you”.
tbh,
i don’t know why i had this dream but it was how i was feeling.
the OF singing hooker that ( x outed him ) allegedly tweeted something to khalid as well.
we don’t know if this was directed at him due his new video,
“out of body“:
but we can only guess because…
Continue reading “khalid has no sex appeal according to…” →i have thoughts on the hugo d almonte IG press release about outing khalid

when i don’t believe a word coming out anyone’s mouth/fingertips,
i like to look into everything they’re telling me to see if they’ll slip up.
this is why i only go with receipts when it comes to stories.
anyone can say/font anything because pathological liars do exist.
hugo d almonte,
the jackal who outed khalid,
did his best IG press release to defend himself.




i have thoughts…
Continue reading “i have thoughts on the hugo d almonte IG press release about outing khalid” →it’s not about being gay but moreso the bag khalid has

Khalid shutting down anyone who doubted his pull.
Hell,
maybe those who didn’t think he had pull.
calling khalid ugly is absolutely ridiculous.
i’m not shocked about khalid being gay.
ya’ll done told me it started with his song,
“location“.
apparently,
the clues are in the lyrics and the alleged grindr notification sound.
the real headline is…
Continue reading “it’s not about being gay but moreso the bag khalid has” →clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.
yesterday,
khalid got outed.
the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…




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