chrissy teigen wannna be saved (save her, she wanna be saved)

humans are interesting creatures.
we will torment folk’s lives,
be nasty af,
destroy every soul that comes in our path,
and think nothing of it.
it isn’t until we are banished for the bad behavior that we suddenly want to change.
when our bread gets affected,
that is when we want to be sorry.
it has happened to many celebs in the past.
some became bigger stars; others fell into a pit of irrelevance.
chrissy teigen,
might have realized she was headed into the pit of irrelevance.

( x read here as to why )
after being dropped by damn near everything,
the apology tour has started.
she posted this on ig…


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i don’t know if she was joking or what,
but too soon.
she wants to do what all celebs do when they’re in trouble.

Get Oprah to save her.

according to “daily mail“:

Chrissy Teigen is reportedly hoping that Oprah Winfrey can work her magic with a tell-all interview to help save her reputation amid her growing cyber-bullying scandal.

Sources told Rob Shuter’s Naughty But Nice podcast that while Chrissy, 35, is ‘being advised to go into hiding and lay low’ the wife of John Legend allegedly is plotting a sit-down chat with Oprah.

‘Chrissy is in talks with Oprah to do a Meghan Markle sit-down type interview and tell her truth,’ a source has claimed. ‘Chrissy is a fighter and believes that she is such an excellent communicator that there isn’t a mess she can’t talk her way out of!’ 

The sources add: ‘Every news outlet in the world has contacted Chrissy about getting her first on-camera interview, but Oprah is her first choice. If Oprah can forgive Chrissy, then so can the nation.

that’s right,
let our black savior-stress save her from impending doom!
this is what makes chrissy insufferable and fake too.
meghan markle is a completely different bag than a social media bully.
chrissy teigen is not a victim so it won’t come off genuine.
what can she even say to oprah that will make her look like a decent human being?

i’m sure a few tears,
hugs from her kids,
john legend’s butt cheeks,
her feeding a baby cow on her farm,
and she’ll be back to being a star again.
you know how it goes.

lowkey: why is yvette nicole brown sending love?
this is what she put in the comments of chrissy’s “forgive me” ig post.


article cc: daily mail


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4 thoughts on “chrissy teigen wannna be saved (save her, she wanna be saved)”

  1. LMFAOOOOO omg not the “apology tour” though 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m weak. I won’t even lie, but I did didn’t read her full apology. I was skimming through until she stated that her memories of her old behavior cause her to have spasms of pain throughout her body or something akin to that lmaoooooooo like girl BYE. Why even say what you said in the first place? If you weren’t a terrible person you wouldn’t be in this position from jump. Not surprised in the absolute slightest she ran to Oprah for help. And of course…Oprah gonna help 🙄 As for Mrs. Brown…she’s always been a little flip floppy to say the least.

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