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ya’ll dragged nicole murphy into an apology

i thought it was a “friendly” kiss?
that’s what they said.
ya know,
nicole murphy is gorgeous.
in person,
she is stunning.
who knew she had some alleged thot-like behavior deep inside her?
well she released a statement because ya’ll been dragging her.
this is what she had to say via “tmz“…

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jess hilarious wants to give us an apology with salty tears inside

social media has made it easy for un-cultured idiots to have a seat at the table.
yes,
idiots.
we let anyone with a cute photoshopped pic get to the throne.
back in the day,
they had to work hard for their keep.
the beauty was we only saw them during events,
radio interviews,
or whatever else allowed them to be seen and vanish again.
now,
we can see them doing dumb shit and be on the entire ig live with it.
jess hilarious isn’t dropping the “f” bomb this time,
but she’s in hot water yet again.

this time,
she offended the muslim community when she did this video:

i’ll use this again:

well,
she has taken to her ig for a tearful apology

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kareem hunt is going down, but he’s taking full responsibility tho

i don’t get other humans.
you’d think that after years of hardship,
once you “make it” to the next level,
you’d be on your best behavior.
you wouldn’t be disappointing all those who supported you.
i’d imagine it was like that for nfl baller jackal of the kansas city cheifs,
kareem hunt.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he allegedly assaulted a vixen in the hallway.
this is the video

…and here is his apology pr interview with “espn”
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I (Don’t) Need Your Apology

offset should have stuck to his guns.
i would have respected him more if he did.
he clearly doesn’t give a fuck,
but he was forced to coloring in between the lines.
so if you didn’t know,
offset from migos,
doesn’t “vibe with queers”.
this coming from someone who legit wears blouses,
but i digress.
he has a featured verse in a new song called “boss life”,
where he said what he said

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Christian Keyes Has A Lethal Mouth

i didn’t know christian keyes had it in me.
i mean,
him.
had it in him.
so steve harvey is getting a little cocky,

isn’t he?
he caused some serious controversy a while back with the kind folks over at flint, michigan.
as you know they are having a serious water crisis.
well if you didn’t know,
steve told a caller on his radio show:

…and i had to hold on my own hair with the dragging he got.
well christian keyes thinks he should apologize for his tasteless joke.
this is what christian said via the jasmine brand
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Keith Powers Serves Up An Apology Video For Lunch

keith powers took to his ig story to further apologize.
this is an update to the earlier entry this morning…
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