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the dragging ya’ll gave gina rodriguez gave her the heebee jeebees

i love a good pr apology.
gina rodriguez and her people are in full damage control mode.
i know they pulled her ass into a war room and been there for hours.
as you know,
she did this:

i think her brain was off at this moment.
she isn’t that stupid to think she would get away with that,
right?
well this is apology 1 on her ig stories:

and this apology #2 on her ig…

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would you forgive your man if he made a public video like this?

some folks don’t have much pride.
they’ll do all kinds of dumb shit,
but when they hurt someone else,
they want to do the most outrageous for forgiveness.
that should always be your first clue to run tf away.
that is the story of gambimi,
a british-congolese attentionisto who fucked up with his ex-vixen.
he posted this on ig:

and then this video.
foxhole,
i’m warning you now.
there is some serious cringe below the break…

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ya’ll dragged nicole murphy into an apology

i thought it was a “friendly” kiss?
that’s what they said.
ya know,
nicole murphy is gorgeous.
in person,
she is stunning.
who knew she had some alleged thot-like behavior deep inside her?
well she released a statement because ya’ll been dragging her.
this is what she had to say via “tmz“…

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jess hilarious wants to give us an apology with salty tears inside

social media has made it easy for un-cultured idiots to have a seat at the table.
yes,
idiots.
we let anyone with a cute photoshopped pic get to the throne.
back in the day,
they had to work hard for their keep.
the beauty was we only saw them during events,
radio interviews,
or whatever else allowed them to be seen and vanish again.
now,
we can see them doing dumb shit and be on the entire ig live with it.
jess hilarious isn’t dropping the “f” bomb this time,
but she’s in hot water yet again.

this time,
she offended the muslim community when she did this video:

i’ll use this again:

well,
she has taken to her ig for a tearful apology

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kareem hunt is going down, but he’s taking full responsibility tho

i don’t get other humans.
you’d think that after years of hardship,
once you “make it” to the next level,
you’d be on your best behavior.
you wouldn’t be disappointing all those who supported you.
i’d imagine it was like that for nfl baller jackal of the kansas city cheifs,
kareem hunt.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he allegedly assaulted a vixen in the hallway.
this is the video

…and here is his apology pr interview with “espn”
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I (Don’t) Need Your Apology

offset should have stuck to his guns.
i would have respected him more if he did.
he clearly doesn’t give a fuck,
but he was forced to coloring in between the lines.
so if you didn’t know,
offset from migos,
doesn’t “vibe with queers”.
this coming from someone who legit wears blouses,
but i digress.
he has a featured verse in a new song called “boss life”,
where he said what he said

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