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chrissy teigen wannna be saved (save her, she wanna be saved)

humans are interesting creatures.
we will torment folk’s lives,
be nasty af,
destroy every soul that comes in our path,
and think nothing of it.
it isn’t until we are banished for the bad behavior that we suddenly want to change.
when our bread gets affected,
that is when we want to be sorry.
it has happened to many celebs in the past.
some became bigger stars; others fell into a pit of irrelevance.
attentionista,
chrissy teigen,
might have realized she was headed into the pit of irrelevance.

( x read here as to why )
after being dropped by damn near everything,
the apology tour has started.
she posted this on ig…

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chrissy teigen has gotten canceled and the sympathy is nowhere to be had

i was waiting for chrissy teigen to put her foot in her mouth.
i knew it was coming.
i don’t know how john legend deals with her,
but she is legit one of the most annoying people in hollywood.
she has gotten herself canceled for being the unapologetic loud mouth.
so chrissy teiegn left twitter in march because she was being bullied,
but karma has revealed she was a bully to courtney stodden when she was a teenager.
courtney was made famous at 16 when she married a 50-year-old actor.
chrissy decided to launch these tweets at courtney for whatever reason…

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“president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen

why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

 

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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John Legend Shows Us His Tail (Justin Bieber Bows Out Gracefully)

Screen Shot 2015-07-07 at 7.30.31 PMmove over justin bieber.
john legend wants to show you what fresh baked bunz look like.
his wife,
chrissy teigen,
took this sneak shot and posted it on her instagram
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