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“president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen

why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

 

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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John Legend Shows Us His Tail (Justin Bieber Bows Out Gracefully)

Screen Shot 2015-07-07 at 7.30.31 PMmove over justin bieber.
john legend wants to show you what fresh baked bunz look like.
his wife,
chrissy teigen,
took this sneak shot and posted it on her instagram
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