“president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen

why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

 

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

*read bottom up

in trump’s defense,
and this is a one time thing,
he can’t “@” her because:

 …she’s blocked.
either way:

Your president is having Twitter beef with celebs

…i’m baffled how his followers think this is okay.
if obama even thought of beefing with anyone in the social media forests during his presidency…
well…

…you already know.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

3 thoughts on ““president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen”

If you wouldn't say it on live TV with all your family and friends watching, without getting canceled or locked up, don't say it on here. Stay on topic, no SPAM, and keep it respectful. Thanks!

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