chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis

i was talking to karaoke today and i reminded her of something she told me:

“You have to learn to laugh at yourself.
If you don’t,
others will learn your triggers and use it against you.”

that came up as we were discussing chris evans.
after his alleged pipe leakage,
you’d think he would stay in bed until next summer.
he just responded about his scandal…

that’s how i’d imagine captain america would do it.

lowkey: he suffers from anxiety so i know when it first happened,
he crawled under the entire bed.

Author: jamari fox

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7 thoughts on “chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis”

  1. People are weird.

    You could have a 13 inch penis, but if your pants and underwear fell down in front of family, it’d be embarrassing.

    And when nudes get out, there is a chance your family will see them.

    So people acting like he shouldn’t be ashamed…not everyone is comfortable showing their nudity to the world. The same way a woman would be embarrassed, men can be too.

    And he’s not going to reply to any thirsty DMs. It’s corny. So don’t waste your time sliding. (I bet someone tried)

  2. SIGH…so a white guy leaks his dick. It’s a big deal. Really? In 2020? Seriously 😱
    People dont have a damn thing to do. Too much time on their hands and they havent yet decided to VOTE. So thank you Chris for reminding the blood suckers to forget all the talk about your Dick and go VOTE

  3. They act like they haven’t seen his dick before, his nudes been on the internet. He would wear my ass out though, play in these guts captain crunch

    1. Not β€œplay in my guts Captain crunch”!πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£

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