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chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis

i was talking to karaoke today and i reminded her of something she told me:

“You have to learn to laugh at yourself.
If you don’t,
others will learn your triggers and use it against you.”

that came up as we were discussing chris evans.
after his alleged pipe leakage,
you’d think he would stay in bed until next summer.
nope.
he just responded about his scandal…

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um, who really wants males that have 9 to 5? ain’t that right, b simone?

there is an issue when folks get too much fame.
they can become annoying af.
i guess the pretty hood vixens needed a role model so they elevated b simone.
i use to think she was so cute,
but she has started turning me off with her antics.
she recently got dragged for this interview she had with nick cannon.
she said her future wolf can’t have a 9-5:

i rolled my eyes so hard.
this was her response to the dragging

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the 15 year old made a youtube about the foxhole (everyone in the comments got called out)

when i use to go back and forth with mi,
i look back and realize how stupid it was.
she was a kid.
her brain wasn’t developed to understand where i was coming from.
it wasn’t until she hit rock bottom that she realized the error in her ways.
miss mamas decided to address the foxhole in a latest youtube video.
this is what he had to say

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a conversation with tc_illkillya about alleged scamming and beef

i’m all about the mature response.
Lord knows i’ve written about some folks on the foxhole,
celebrity or not,
and they were full of attitude.
“psshtt! *neck and eye roll*” is all i can imagine when i’m reading their rebuttals.
sidebar: mostly from males of all orientations.
crazy part is,
i’m usually very open and objective within the conversation.
i’m honestly one of the nicer bloggers to hit up.
i’m never looking for the beef unless its 8 inches and has a good stroke.
*hi-5*
so i spoke with @tc_illkillya today.
after yesterday’s entry,

he hit me up on the foxhole ig to explain his side and well…
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omarosa is that “dog” who is pooping on your shoe trump

that’s it trump…
walk into her trap…
slowly now…
so trump has finally opened his fingers to respond to omarosa.
where?
you know he sends all his press releases to his personal twitter.
this is what he had to font about omarosa…
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Emails From Those Who Can’t Write Back

so as you know,
i wrote something to star fox and sent it to his email.
i needed to vent,
but remember that feeling of him being alive.
well one of my foxhole favs,
jay,
wrote this in the comment:

You should write the response you know he would write. Perhaps he can help you. Either way, focusing on what he would say might be good for you.

…and i felt a chill.
so i wrote the response
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