THIS IS FOR ALL MY BALLER WOLVES READING…
Thank you for tuning in.
I appreciate your love and support.
I really do.
Don’t think YOU are off the hook.
Jamari has a few rules for you.
Here are a few things YOU need to follow when baggin’ a Fox of any kind…
#1 THEY LOOK THRISTY AS HELL
Every time I see a baller with a Fox,
it is some messy cunt with no shame in their game.
They either look like they talk way to much OR they just look stank.
Now stank is good for smashin’ purposes, but it doesn’t stop them from braggin’ on the dick.
Do what I like to call “An Observational Check”…
Does this person look messy?
Is this going to bring me drama in my near future?
Simple questions that help ALOT.
You do not follow that and your ass is on MediaTakeOut with the dumb face on.
I just never understand it.
Then again, you shouldn’t be messin’ with KIDS anyway.
#2 SIGN THIS
If you do not trust the person you are about to fuck,
DO NOT FUCK THEM.
BUT… if you still want to get a taste of the good stuff,
have that confidentiality agreement READY.
If they do open their mouth and out you,
you can sue them for slander.
You have a lawyer – ask a question.
I’d rather you ask me to sign something that bars me from even opening my mouth.
It lets me know you are serious about your career and future aspirations.
Then again, I know how to keep a secret so….
#3 RIP MY CLOTHES OFF
Let’s cut to the chase.
We know why you hit me up.
Stop playing the silly games and get right down to the bed rock.
Be upfront with your Fox.
Nothing worst than a baller who is trying to play Prince Charming when he is really The Big Bad Wolf.
#4 BE HONEST
Communication kills all bitterness.
If you were more UP -FRONT about what you were looking for,
these senseless Foxes wouldn’t feel the need to out you.
Do not pull in and then pull out because you got scared.
Or, because you got the ass and then you dipped.
Let it be known this is what you want.
Sex, friendship, relationship – whatever.
Honest communication is not that hard.
#5 TRICKIN’ IS EASY
A few gifts here and there is a nice touch.
( Jamari like clothes, shoes, video games, electronics, and trips 😉 )
I mean, hell, I’m biting sheets and getting fucked like an animal,
it won’t hurt to see a present or even a bill be paid.
If you do invite a Fox to a game or an event,
send him a car to get home.
Nothing crazy about that.
Cheap will get you no where.
BUT – do not spend bread on obvious slores.
Break bread with Foxes who you can trust.
Keep all receipts to yourself.
CASH UPFRONT is a pretty smart option.
#6 DON’T LET THE SEX SPRUNG YOU
Everything should be normal.
You should not start acting stupid or messy once you get with a Fox.
A GOOD FOX should have you on your toes anyway.
Keep a low profile and keep things pretty discreet.
Hell – employing your Fox to do things that can help your career or look is a major plus.
Picking out your clothes or even finding nice shit your crib.
These rules only apply when the Fox is in VIP.
#7 STOP GETTING GROUPIES PREGNANT
I know you like pussy.
Doesn’t mean you need to raw dawg it.
Also doesn’t mean you need to knock up some ho you just met because she has a fat ass.
STOP – STOP – STOP.
After you fuck her,
YOU get up and throw the condom away.
Maybe even put soap in it for good measure.
YOU make sure you nut on her insert body part here and then wipe it off.
These hoes are scandalous in 2011!
It’s pretty common knowledge most athletes are not that smart BUT…
TRY TO USE YOUR BRAIN PLEASE!
#8 NO INTRODUCTIONS PLEASE
DO NOT introduce your Fox to your mother, wife, kids, girlfriend, or random ho.
It is NOT that serious.
I find women talk way to much and start investigating like they are on some private eye shit.
Next thing you know,
that bitch has your Fox’s whole low down and you do not know how to explain yourself.
Keep the world’s separate.
#9 JEALOUSLY IS A NO – NO
Unless your Fox is your one and only,
he is pretty much free to do what he wants.
Let’s be realistic here – YOU ARE.
Why can’t I?
Unless your Fox is a sloppy bird,
then I say let him date/mess with who he chooses.
Unless you cuffin’, I’m pretty much free.
#10 CLEAN GET AWAY
As with the Fox,
keep the break up clean and drama free.
Foxes are different from females.
You may break up with dude but will still have a friendship.
Whereas, a woman will pretty much expose you and spit on the ground you walk on.
I’m not saying a Fox will never do that
(depending on how you did them)
but nothing is wrong with a friendship.
Loyalty is hard to find in this game and if he was pretty much down for you,
why let him go completely?
… and there you have it.
This is for ALL ballers of all job descriptions.
A Fox is not hard to deal with.
Sometimes, it’s your dumb ass who can’t get it together.
Now go back to dreaming about me…