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you’re (not) going down

yesterday,
i went to a cookout with pose and her squad.
pose has been trying to get this fox down to bk for a hot minute.
i’ve been feeling pretty good lately,
and in wanting to do more this summer,
so i made my way down there.
i had an amazing time,
even tho ima need mike woods of “fox 5” to get his weather forecast in order.

during my time with them,
an interesting convo perked my ears up.
one of the vixens was interested in messing with a stud.
her only stipulation:

“If Ima mess with a female,
I don’t want to go down on her.
Do I have to?”

“You don’t have to go down on her.
She’s a pleaser…”

that right there,
i found very interesting

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

So You Got Smashed By Your First Celeb? (OMG!)

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singer!
baller wolf!
an online attentionisto!
“mr popular” around your way!
congrats are in order!
…but now you want to tell the world.
*crickets*
yeah.
so this is NOT what to do…
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Posted in SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

Before You Open That Big Mouth To Bring Him Down (Some Advice)

7 before you go cussin people with no filter,
because i can just see you flippin’ out on damn near everyone,
let me give you a few tips that have personally worked for me.
we’ll call this “how to use that mouth the right way 101”

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Look At This Email I Got Today (Uhhh… Yuck?)

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Posted in BULLETIN BOARD

FOXHOLE NEWS: COMMENT BOX ISSUES (1.02)

TO EVERYONE…

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Posted in BULLETIN BOARD

FOXHOLE NEWS: NEW RULES 1.01

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ATTENTION

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