an online attentionisto!
“mr popular” around your way!
congrats are in order!
…but now you want to tell the world.
so this is NOT what to do…
1) the waiting game
so you think because you got fucked/fucked by someone in the spotlight,
your booty/pipe/coochie is on fleek.
you feel like stardom is in your future.
so you want to tell us all the deets…
on a later date.
no we want to hear it now.
you dropped your accusations today,
we want a full scoop today as well.
not next week,
two weeks from now,
or in a month.
ima have something to do…
and you gonna be old ass news by then.
2) so whats next?
i’m sure it was good right?
you can’t wait to talk about it.
so he fucked you like an animal in heat,
every position known to man,
and came on any place you had skin.
sounds like a good night.
so whats next?
did you get any money?
is he paying your bills?
put you up in a condo?
…or did you wake up the next day and go to your 9-5 at target?
3) “i don’t know him”
we don’t really care about the person who fucked chris brown.
or august alsina.
or trey songz.
or dez bryant.
or kellon deryck.
or victor cruz.
or george hill.
the list goes on.
i’m sure they all fucked someone(s) last week.
maybe even right now.
we care about the person who was raped tho.
that who we,
as the public,
give a shit about.
sure we wanna know how good the stroke game beez like,
so we can try it out as well,
but you can only tell that story one time before it gets old.
starts to stinkin’,
where is superhead right now?
you thought we gave a fuck about you?
enough to become your own star?
omg thats so sweet!
we made the mistake with kim kardashian.
we ain’t doing that again.
4) go hard or get destroyed
when you are a vixen,
you can expect more dick and thats it.
when you’re a man/or use to be a man of any kind,
unless you come with some hard evidence,
you are pretty much through in this town.
also be prepared for your business to suddenly come to light.
like your mugshot when got arrested for stealing pop tarts.
all the people you did wrong and were waiting for their retribution.
all the petty crimes you have done throughout the years.
see when you stuff like this,
it comes full circle.
when you expose a huge star,
their fans and stars will be like vultures circling above.
they will make sure they have all the evidence they need to destroy you.