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So You Got Smashed By Your First Celeb? (OMG!)

Andrew_Collins__why_so_many_standing_ovations_at_the_Oscars_actor!
singer!
baller wolf!
an online attentionisto!
“mr popular” around your way!
congrats are in order!
…but now you want to tell the world.
*crickets*
yeah.
so this is NOT what to do…
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I Had Sex With A Baller In A Van Down By The River (Tell Everyone!)

pipedreamswould you tell people you had that?
yeah all these fine straight and baller wolves out here.
online especially.
i know.
it could be overwhelming.
you see them shirts off,
asses out,
and prints in tact and you want to be the one to say:

“i had that.”

when you’re 86 and looking back on your life,
fuck wealth and how comfortable you are,
you can pat yourself on the back for all the pipe/ass you had.
in life however,
you are going to meet a lot of people who claim they had such and such.
hell they may claim they had you.
in a world where you aren’t as good as who you fuck,
and the bigger the sexuality secret you expose the better,
i had to wonder…

Why are so many people trying to expose someone else’s private parts?

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I Banged My Substitute Teacher And I Liked It…. So I Outed Her?

i think we all a crush on a teacher.
i remember i wanted to fuck a couple of my substitute teachers.
especially this one who covered science.
ironically, his name was mr. johnson.
dark skin, built, and bald head.
every vixen in my class was up in his face that day.
actually all the substitute teachers at my school were always fine.
even the vixens.

but this snow bunny here:

she was a substitute who banged a student…
…and he outed the shit out of her on twitter.
is this the new thing?
all her naked pics on full blast…

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