it’s funny how things end up working.
i remember when this whole “brad/angie/jen” scandal started.
it was right around the time “mr and mrs smith” came out.
angelina jolie saw brad pitt,
who was married to jennifer aniston at the time,
and fucked his entire brains and common sense out his head.
…or vice versa?
they probably fucked each other’s brains out until they couldn’t anymore.
he was allegedly fuckin her so good in africa,
around the time when they first started creepin’,
the guards thought she was getting killed.
well jennifer was pretty much humiliated during the whole situation.
she was either…
the tail end of many jokes
that was 12 years ago.
jennifer aniston is married and moved on with her life.
i’m sure she felt some kind of way during those years tho.
she watched her ex husband “win” with the mistress.
for anyone who has been on the outside,
watching those who do us wrong “win” and being cheered on,
it can feel like torture of some kind.
it all feels like tears and a prescription for zofran.
i’m sure you heard,
but the “mistress turned wife” is now leaving the husband.
reason: the cubs.
angelina claims she didn’t like how brad was around them.
the words being thrown around to paint him to be this bad parent.
how in 12 years you now realize he wasn’t good with cubs?
did we not do a proper “screening process”?
the crazy part is,
he is experiencing a smear campaign jennifer experienced.
he left jennifer because he wanted cubs and she didn’t,
but now you’re getting divorced because of cubs with someone who did.
some call it “karma”.
others call it “how you get em is how you lose em”.
i call it:
A FEW LIFE LESSONS:
the grass is not always greener on the other side.
they are only just good enough to fuck (that one time)
lust will make someone “the one”…
until you’re out the bed and gotta get to know them
upgrading from “side” to “full time” isn’t really worth it
getting married after dating for so long can be the kiss of death
“until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!”
after “by the sea” bombed,
and the many public appearances looking like they couldn’t stand each other,
this was bound to happen.
i thought they would have at least played it off,
allowed each other to fuck other randoms and co stars,
and slept in different beds until old age.
as soon as they see cameras,
just act like the are a happy couple with the rainbow coalition cubs.
something BIG happened that isn’t being said.
she wants full custody.
even tho i like angelina and brad,
it is what it is.
it isn’t too hard to tell that they got what was coming to them.
this is about to be a shit storm tho.
no one plays media games like angelina jolie.
stay tuned for the mess.
lowkey: so i guess this means no “mr and mrs smith 2”?